T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Admiral Akbar

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Gee

a polite contraction of "Jesus Christ" used as an exclamation by people born before the advent of birth control pills.

Gee! I stubbed my toe.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005

Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.

Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.

un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004

autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.

Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005