T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

pull and pray

(n.) slang for the rhythm method. commonly used by Catholics.

Pull and Pray is not a highly recommended form of birth control.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 19, 2005

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.

"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.

Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 3, 2007

TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.

TH White is a novelist. He is dead.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

E-e-E--e-E-E-e

the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood.

The ambulance carrying my cousin went E-e-E-e-EE-e as it sped through the night. It's too bad he's in a chair now.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

blackdar

a radar used for detecting african americans.

wow, he must have a good blackdar. he realized that gary coleman is an african-american.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005