T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.

Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 3, 2007

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.

"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

blackdar

a radar used for detecting african americans.

wow, he must have a good blackdar. he realized that gary coleman is an african-american.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

E-e-E--e-E-E-e

the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood.

The ambulance carrying my cousin went E-e-E-e-EE-e as it sped through the night. It's too bad he's in a chair now.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

Video Pigeon

Andy Baron's sideproject that can't play Nectars anymore because he stole all the urinal cakes.

Andy Baron usually puts out slutty hooks with Dr. Hook, not video pigeon.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 22, 2004