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autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.
Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005
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smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.
It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!
by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005
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linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.
The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005
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Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.
I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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barnyard word

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.
Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.
by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005
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hooky

by T-Dog Jenkins March 8, 2005
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Tombs

Also known as the Manhattan House of Detention for Men; was located on Centre Street. The Tombs is no longer in operation; they send you straight to Sing Sing.
Jim Carroll spent many a nights in the Tombs.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005
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