T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

Alabama

(n.) The State without Car Inspections.

I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Rikers'

Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.

Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005

New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Admiral Akbar

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004