T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole

Methuen is a shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.

un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004

autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.

Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

pull and pray

(n.) slang for the rhythm method. commonly used by Catholics.

Pull and Pray is not a highly recommended form of birth control.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 19, 2005