T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.

Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

Duscharm

a poor piece of white trash from
1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).

Hey Duscharm, watch this?
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)

by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2004

Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Moose

former Dallas Cowboy fullback Daryl Johnston's nickname. He was a big, powerful lead blocker.

Moose was always knocking the 49ers around in the NFC title game.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

buscuits

i love buscuits. they are my favorite food. they crumble up into your stew like nothing else. after a long day of foraging, there is nothing better than to come home to the smell of buscuits.

I love buscuits. They are my favorite food. a good old boy loves nothing more than buscuits and male prostitution.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Rikers'

Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.

Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005