T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

The Honeys

Women who my dad watches naked who are not my mom. Typically, they come on Cinemax after 10 PM.

Hey Dad, Are you watching the Honeys again?

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004

Admiral Akbar

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole

Methuen is a shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005

linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.

The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005