T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

The Honeys

Women who my dad watches naked who are not my mom. Typically, they come on Cinemax after 10 PM.

Hey Dad, Are you watching the Honeys again?

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005

Admiral Akbar

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Gee

a polite contraction of "Jesus Christ" used as an exclamation by people born before the advent of birth control pills.

Gee! I stubbed my toe.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005

Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.

Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005