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poot

a small fart, kinda gassy type...
that poot smells
by steve-o December 5, 2003
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Callie

Callie, she is the most perfect woman anyone will meet. She brings joy when your feeling low and keeps you uplifted at your happiest. She keeps the ones she loves close to her heart, and she is the most loyal and caring girl that one will find. Her funny side is hard to find but once you find it and understand it it is hilarious she treats people right, and knows who her friends are. Overall callie is the most stunning blonde short athletic girl one could ever meet in their lifetime, and if you manage to get one in your life you will understand what true love is.
I met this girl Callie and I think she’s the one!
by Steve-o March 24, 2022
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Stinky Pinky

Refers to the smell of the penis when erect & covered in semen, especially with men who have poor hygiene.
I like the pole and the hole. And right now I’m as moist as a snack cake down there. So why don’t you come up to my crib after school, and I’ll make your pinky all stinky.

-Amy Sedaris
by Steve-O January 24, 2004
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george w. bush

President Wesley K. Clark's abominable predecessor.
In '04, vote for the Four-Star.
www.clark04.com
by Steve-O December 31, 2003
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build a nest

To put a layer of toilet paper on the seat before dropping a duece.
Alright, so I'm at this baseball game and I have to take a hardcore shit, and I go in the bathroom and it's full to the brim. I get in line for the shitter, and I wait for what seems like hours. The guy in front of me is finally up to plop, and he goes in there and I hear him build a nest. I'm like "what the fuck are you doing, you loony piece of shit?" and he's all like "yeah, whatever."
by Steve-o April 29, 2003
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sex

the spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. a latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.
some peoples ship with never set sail.
by Steve-O May 13, 2005
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Tom's Disco Day

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.
Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.
by Steve-o April 27, 2006
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