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Ditch Chicken

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.
You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.
by SsTtUu June 10, 2011
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shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.
<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
by SsTtUu December 16, 2010
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Mavin

Someone who rules with exuberance, and achieves good fortune.
Gary: $100, $200, $300, $400, $500.
Tim: Gary stop selling domain names to locals, and go public.
Gary: $600, $700, $800, $900, $1,000.
Tim: You know for a third grader you're a real mavin.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.
Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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Gem

a slang term for the astrological sign Gemini.

An adjective to describe a physically attractive women.
Simon: So you used to be a Tarus. Based on the change of the tilt of the axis of the earth you're a Gem.
Nancy: I'll always be a Taurus.

Simon: Jennifer is a Gem.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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default text

text written to avoid having a full conversation with someone.
Richie: Sent her the default text; going to the gym.
Sam: Bet she stopped texting you quick.
Richie: Works everytime.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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social orchid

An ecletic type of confidan. This type of socialite is well known as renowned and with culture. Usually a social orchid is held among the highest esteem, and never demands respect, but always is treated with such.
Larry: Jane is the epitome of a social orchid.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10

John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.

John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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