Solid Mantis's definitions

Pinecomb fucking

Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.

Which girl are we pinecomb fucking tonight?

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Mama's girl

A female who's mother always put her first.

You're a mama's girl. You know how many guys would like to have had a chance to be a mama's boy or someone that their mother didn't hate, fight with, or want to go away somewhere their entire life? And still you think the grass would be greener if you did everything your brother or some other guy did in life, instead of being you.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Innocent people

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.

There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Hawkish

Unlike the majestic predatory bird, when a human is described as hawkish, they're being praised for being reckless, which is why the human version of hawkish is nothing like the bird. The bird tends to be cautious since birds know how to survive without killing a lot of things they're not eating.

If the hawkish guy/girl toned his/her mouth down a little, he/she wouldn't have to keep killing to prove that he/she wasn't full of shit and reckless in behavior.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Funny lookin

Goofy looking.

The girl was funny lookin, but because the guy thought she had a right to kill anybody that said or did something she didn't like, he didn't laugh or underestimate her when he saw her, though he did judge her as funny lookin. It's kind of like 100 people looking at a painting, and 99 of them see the most inspiring thing they ever saw, and one of them disagrees with the rest of them.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2021