Solid Mantis's definitions

Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.

The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Model citizen

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.

The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Adjustment

Different than calibrating.

I'm trying hard to think of you as a gangster now, I dont want to underestimate you. It's an adjustment, you really were a dork 25 to 30 years ago, but some people believe that people change, and you try and adjust to how their beliefs are impacting everything and everyone around them, as they become their evil alter ego and are no longer who they were growing up any more.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020

Rich kid syndrome

Actually this describes a kid that isn't from a wealthy family who spends their whole life trying to prove to the world that they were born rich and powerful. Kind of like Napoleon proving he was big and strong or a gangsta rapper trying to prove they are hood muhfuckas.

Carl has had rich kid syndrome since he could talk and walk. He walks like a rich kid, talks like a rich kid, thinks like a rich kid, ah fuck he's a rich kid okay I said it.

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2016

Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

Chess

The person who made the first chess board and pieces made the queen the most powerful piece on the board to make the game difficult, since people would lose interest in it quickly if anybody could do well at it the first time they played without trying.

The queen is the most powerful piece in chess because the queen can do things no other piece can do, the queen has always had more freedom than any any other chess piece. Think of what you could get done in chess if more pieces had the freedom to make as many different moves as the queen makes. Theres too many people that think life is exactly like chess or monopoly, that it's all a game for everybody.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020

World series scandal

At what point is cheating not cheating, when the teams with the most fans (Dodgers or Yankees) get the titles from all the other teams? Its interesting how the Dodgers haven't started investigating the Nationals (yet), but there's a bandwagon of support for investigating the Astros and Red Sox.

The World Series scandal went from nobody but Dodgers fans and Yankees fans having a problem with the outcome of the last few World Series to everybody wanting people out of the league and losing everything overnight. There's a lot of people who don't give something much thought until everybody else does.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020