Solid Mantis's definitions
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Has been sexiest guy/girlmug. by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Switchedmug. No matter how rough somebody tries to look or convince people they are, if they've never spilled any condiments on their clothes, they're a little too smooth and charming to trust, and their definition of human spirit is bullshit.
The smooth guy/girl made many public appearances at parties or on tv shows, but never wearing any of their food.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2019
Get the Smoothmug. The rebellious teenager was everything the girl (Lindsay) wanted to be, but wasn't. She had been a chicken shit for too long as a kid for anybody who knew her well to buy the rebellious teenager act.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019
Get the Chicken shitmug. Johnny stood on the corner of 125th and Martin Luther King wearing a t shirt with large print reading I hate black people, and laughing about it. A good samaritin kept him from getting knifed by a few nanoseconds.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016
Get the Knifedmug. The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.
The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. A movie a lot less people would like if they knew it was about them, as it's a couple of guys making fun of people with Napoleon's syndrome, and how what people say their lives are isn't always the truth if no cameras are watching. Being a Napoleon isn't fun when you don't have Napoleon power and nobody thinks you're Dynamite. That would make you appear to be as nerdy as the two guys in Napoleon dynamite, who had fun making a movie making fun of Napoleon's everywhere and acting nerdy, why the hell not.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
Get the Napoleon dynamitemug.