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Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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Troll

Named after your little sisters dolls, a troll is anybody who's not on the same side as most people in a group, plain and simple.
Your little sister is trying to turn you into a joke again by calling you a troll. She doesn't want to be lonely, so she's gonna get every living organism in a 50 mile radius to side with her, that way she won't ever have to stand on her own two feet without support from hundreds of other people to help her try and drag somebody else's life down.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Disciplined

An ass whooping or corporal punishment is discipline, so somebody who got an ass whooping got disciplined, and somebody who got anything else didn't get disciplined, they just got talked to, or made to feel guilty about behavior.
No matter what the news tells you, anybody (employees) who did not get their ass whooped did not get disciplined.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2019
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Narcissist

Females, effeminate males, and the LGBT community are incapable of ever being narcissistic, so not any of those groups. They just want to get rich, nothing narcissistic about that.
Oh, when these groups of people look in the mirror, they're seeing other peoples weaknesses. Nothing narcissistic about that, normal people do that.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018
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BLUF

A way to say you think somebody is bluffing without saying it.
Say BLUF, the S.C.A.R.E.C.R.O.W is too much of a dumbass to know what you're talking about, you're too smart for him.
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020
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Gentleman

The last of our kind have formed a league, an extraordinary league.
1 Gentleman will be extinct soon, so there is now a league of the few that are left.

2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.

3) Your mother would not sit on my face last night because she only sat on the faces of roughmen, never gentlemen.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Dork girl

A female that was a dork growing up, then after a certain age people for some reason lose interest in calling her a dork.
Now that people lost interest (got bored with) in calling the dork girl a dork, she grows the balls to start calling other people dorks at work.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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