Solid Mantis's definitions

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Wonderful

Beyond good.

Girl- People think I'm a wonderful person.
Observer- That's because you mislead them to think you're a good person. If your daddy wasn't the warden, you'd be in prison with some of the inmates you gave one of your special executions to for what you've done Percy.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Indian

The one who feels like the country was taken away from him/her, since it was.

An Indian really had his/her land taken away from him/her. Everybody else moved here more recently.

by Solid Mantis November 8, 2019

Long term single

A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.

That guy is long term single.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2018

Pervert

A guy who will never have the charisma to be the center of attention, people call perverts lurkers and shadow people.

The pervert doesn't live like a rock star, he lives like a bottom feeder.

by Solid Mantis May 3, 2018

Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.

This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021