Solid Mantis's definitions

Disappointed

Let down.

Some people were disappointed that she tried to be her deceased grandmother she had never met, or Taylor Swift, or a thousand other people that weren't her despite all the be yourself bullshit she preached, but others had known her ling enough to know she had always been an imitator and a poser, and would never have been herself or been honest about who she really was with one person that knew her anyway, and that there would never be anything to get disappointed about.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!

by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who's friends can call them names like slut or heffer and its okay, but when some asshole says it there's a problem.

That asshole is a hypocrite, but then so are you.

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Self control

Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.

The girl didn't have any self control, but had plenty of self preservation.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Most likely to become a drug addict

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).

He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

Conceding

There's no sense in conceding an election before all the votes are counted, it's the same thing as giving up to the other guy. If the other guy wouldn't relinquish power even if he lost, why would you concede to him? There's not much point in having higher ground to stand on if the other guy is still there telling you where and how to stand.

Conceding an election is pointless, the other guy thinks of it as weakness.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Instigator

The kind of person who never gets investigated, because they're always having someone else investigated.

The instigator would always have opponents investigated before they would think to investigate him/her. It was a brilliant strategy, blindsiding people that way.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020