Solid Mantis's definitions
The partner in a relationship that knows they are in the relationship. Enjoys long walks on the beach with people who didn't realize they were being followed. Leaves flowers for people who posted warning signs all over their doors. Writes poetry about dreams that may come but may never come true in real life.
Zeke is a hopeless romantic, he's never going to give up on Barbara even though she's put a restraining order on him.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
Get the Hopeless romanticmug. Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.
Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
Get the 1 percentermug. It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
Get the Mickey Mouse Clubmug. Power in the hands of someone too weak to not kill with it is no good to anybody (including the one who's hands it's in) , that's like giving a baby the keys to a car and expecting it not to get wrecked.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
Get the Powermug. Someone who tries to convince other people that they've worked harder than everyone else throughout their lives, at least when they want to get respected. A lot of the time, they think everybody else has spent their life joking around.
He/she was the worst kind of poser, the one that seemed authentic and wanted/expected to be taken seriously by other people.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
Get the Posermug. Now they're pretending to feel sorry for and care about the witness that was in a relationship with George Floyd, so that people (the public) will see them as compassionate, since they had already tried the nobody cares about why the guy got addicted routine in court countless times. You don't care about a guy you never met, any more than the protestors who never met him before do. It's a good way to sabotage the George Floyd trial and turn it to bullshit, the same way George Floyd's killing turned relationships between two different groups across the world to bullshit.
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
Get the George Floyd trialmug. Playing around with something, like a ball. People who think everything is a sport or a game usually like to try and bounce things.
by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020
Get the Bouncingmug.