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kobe bryant

The best NBA player since Michael Jordan, who made a mistake with a white chick. Kobe has scored 81 points in a game, won three championships, and shown his ability to pass the ball in the 2006 Round 1 series vs the phoenix suns.Kobe is the most talented and skilled player in the NBA.
NBA Analyst: Kobe Bryant scores 81 points on the Raptors. This is the best showing of talent and skill the NBA has ever seen because of the different types of shots kobe made.
by Shawn B. May 14, 2006
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parakeet

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.
Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
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morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
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liquid rope

What you get when you cook Ramen Noodles for too long; said of the texture and appearance.
Ack! That's not dinner; it's liquid rope! (Quit giggling, Tim, I didn't mean *that* liquid rope XD)
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
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Allenby Beardsley

Character from G Gundam who pilots the Nobel Gundam. She is one of the best pilots on the series, even though at first she relies upon a beserker system to fight (she gets rid of it later). Her and Domon Kasshu become really good friends in the show.
by Shawn B. October 15, 2003
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back humper

A person who just follows you around all day, being a pest. They always get mad when you tell them to get lost.
by Shawn B. October 16, 2003
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superfag

He has three women going through menopause trapped inside his body, which explains his effeminate proclivities. (ie, wearing daisy dukes)
Everyone hates superfag because he's a jerk-off with deplorabe fashion taste and he doesn't know how to count.
by Shawn B. October 16, 2003
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