Shawn B.'s definitions

glop

Cafeteria food, especially that found in high schools whose districts are dirt poor. *Sneeze *TTHS*Sneeze*

Don't eat food that goes glop, even if it resembles pizza or beef stew..

by Shawn B. May 27, 2003

Water-type Pokemon

A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.

Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

fried chicken

Fattening and delicious; goes well with BBQ sauce, ketchup, and macaroni and cheese.
(Oh, the losers who wrote the first and third definitions like to =====D O:, :P(_*_), and :O (_*_)each other!!)

Fried chicken is good, but you can get fat if you eat too much of it.

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

Cerebral Poison

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Sol-Badguy

The hot pec dude from the Guilty Gear series.

I like Sol just as much as RatchetBoo like Hayato Kanzaki

by Shawn B. June 11, 2003

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

by Shawn B. June 21, 2003

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007