Shawn B.'s definitions

dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

A<B

Shorthand of saying A is worse than/inferior to B

Fruit Roll Ups < Mongolian Chicken
Justin Timberlake < Vin Diesel

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 11, 2003

Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

pajock

1. A word in the play Hamlet meaning, 'peacock'. Peacocks had a bad reputation in Shakespeare's day...

2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.

Polly is being a pajock today...

by Shawn B. December 6, 2003

circumflex

See definition for ^.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

Super Buu

The tall, smart, and extremely evil version of Majin Buu. He is Majin Buu's evil side and ends up killing his flabby, stupid counterpart later on in the Buu Saga. Can also be called Crackmonkey Buu or Stoner Buu because of his resemblance to the crackheads often found on the rough side of town.

Super Buu > Majin Buu

by Shawn B. May 18, 2003