Shawn B.'s definitions

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Phrase shouted when all does NOT go as planned, or when the subject is feeling extreme dismay.

A- Oh,crap! the computer's dead! And I forgot to save my term paper...the one that's due in six hours! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

B- RatchetBoo: Uhhhhhh...Shawn, I've got bad news. Remember that school that's been begging you to go there? They put this in your bed...
*gives me the head of a saluki dog*

Me-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

none needed

by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

hamtaro

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

ugly monkey/frog looking thing

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.

They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

leech

One who attempts to go with someone with the intention of using them for money, sex, intelligence, etc.

There are many leeches at TTHS; I met one after lunch who wanted me to go with him AND tutor him. A bit much, don't you think? I declined to go with him, but I offered to tutor him. That repelled him.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 1, 2003