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The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.
"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"
by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008
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