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When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.
Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.
by Scotty Nice September 6, 2019
Get the Dragon Snoot mug.When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.
by Scotty Nice September 11, 2019
Get the The AB mug.When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Get the T Shirt Tuck mug.A former woman whose last name was Tanner who got sober and realized she was a man inside. Ms. Tanner then took hormones, grew a beard and changed her first name to Tanner in an attempt to fool the members of her local golf course. After fleecing her for her life savings they allowed “him” to play from the ladies tees.
I played Tanner Tranner from the men’s tees yesterday and won all of “their” paycheck from last week.
by Scotty Nice November 20, 2019
Get the Tanner Tranner mug.An extremely large human, some may even say a goon, that is whiter than baby powder that has a high tolerance for being insulted, until they don’t. When an Arnglo Saxon hits their breaking point, their special ed strength bursts and is capable of tearing a smaller human’s legs and arms off in less than a minute.
I was giving Wayne a bunch of shit on the course and he almost went over the edge, but I calmed him down with some Belvitas. If he had gone Arnglo Saxon I would’ve been killed.
by Scotty Nice January 30, 2021
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Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Speed Racer Yard Sale mug.Trudie and Lizzy were out last night and met another girl. They took her home and they all did a trisser and came in unison.
by Scotty Nice January 16, 2020
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