Scooter's definitions

Diffie Hellman

Can be used to describe many sexual acts that involve exchanging fluids without having intercourse. (comes from the computer term where keys are exchanged in encryption)like the cleveland steamer.

"man i just got back from shannons.....talk about a good diffie hellman....the whole place was wet."

"she wouldnt fall for my famous line so i had to give her the diffie hellman and make sure she swallowed."

by Scooter May 7, 2004

fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter December 26, 2007

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

Band Whore

A person who uses music instruments to satisfy thier sexual needs.

Look what that girl is using that flute for, what a Band Whore.

by Scooter March 28, 2004

posse out

goodbye

I'll talk to you later. Posse out.

by Scooter April 22, 2003

WWEGSB

A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.

OMG! It's teh Scooter! Let's flame him because that's cool!

by Scooter October 15, 2003

shat

British version of shit

holy shat i'm british

by Scooter March 28, 2004