Scooter's definitions

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.

Holy shit Bill! Look at the garage!

by Scooter August 25, 2003

Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 26, 2003

jom brix

Something that sounds cool to think, but sounds stupid when you actually say it.

I'm so Jom that I'm Brix! - Smoo

by Scooter April 13, 2004

equilibriate

make equal, equalize

the gas will equilibriate in temperature with the pipe wall

by scOOter November 19, 2012

koof

A word that I created one night. It's un-questionably the greatest word of all-time.

Koof! - Me

by Scooter July 3, 2004

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005