Scooter's definitions

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter December 26, 2007

Band Whore

A person who uses music instruments to satisfy thier sexual needs.

Look what that girl is using that flute for, what a Band Whore.

by Scooter March 28, 2004

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005

uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 26, 2003

jom brix

Something that sounds cool to think, but sounds stupid when you actually say it.

I'm so Jom that I'm Brix! - Smoo

by Scooter April 13, 2004

shat

British version of shit

holy shat i'm british

by Scooter March 28, 2004