Scooter's definitions

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

Diffie Hellman

Can be used to describe many sexual acts that involve exchanging fluids without having intercourse. (comes from the computer term where keys are exchanged in encryption)like the cleveland steamer.

"man i just got back from shannons.....talk about a good diffie hellman....the whole place was wet."

"she wouldnt fall for my famous line so i had to give her the diffie hellman and make sure she swallowed."

by Scooter May 7, 2004

Teamship

Of or relating to teamwork. A common bond between members of the same athletic team. Most commonly used in team sports classes.

"It helps build teamship among the players"

by Scooter September 4, 2003

y helo thar

Stands for "Why Hello There." It is then followed up by the word "buttsecks" which is Internet slang for "anal sex."

It is greatly used on the WWEGSB.

New girl: Hello, I'm new to the WWEGSB. I'm a girl!

Random noob boys: y helo thar buttsecks

by Scooter June 6, 2004

uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 26, 2003

jom brix

Something that sounds cool to think, but sounds stupid when you actually say it.

I'm so Jom that I'm Brix! - Smoo

by Scooter April 13, 2004