Rilo's definitions

hat

the foreskin on a penis

poor Jake has no hat

by Rilo August 8, 2003

pop

"punch"

Shut up before I pop you in your mouth

by Rilo June 27, 2003

dude

"problem"

"what the hell is your dude?"

by Rilo June 27, 2003

poseur

Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:

Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":

Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question

Interesting.

So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS.

by Rilo June 27, 2003

Cock-Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.

thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by Rilo August 1, 2003

Nerb

A word for a MASSIVE nerd.

"dude, those pokémon guys are NERBS"

by Rilo June 28, 2003