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Definitions by Raymond Johnson

alien fart 

when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.
Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues.
Gotta
Wear
A
Rubber Band
dude that guy hair is really trashy he better gwar that!
GWAR by Raymond Johnson May 22, 2005
when you get a stinky ass fart and you cup it in your hand and throw it in someone's face.
coop by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.
Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!

Mississippi Wetlands 

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

8 seconds 

When your doing a chick from behind and you have your buddies stand outside and when you give them a signal the come in and turn on the light and you have to try and hang on for 8 seconds.
Dude i almost got 8 seconds that time.
8 seconds by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005
A stinky Rotten Crotch
I tried to go down stairs on your girlfriend but she had RC.
RC by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005