Raymond Johnson's definitions

alien fart

when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.

Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues.

by Raymond Johnson June 9, 2005

russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.

Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

GWAR

Gotta
Wear
A
Rubber Band

dude that guy hair is really trashy he better gwar that!

by Raymond Johnson May 22, 2005

RC

A stinky Rotten Crotch

I tried to go down stairs on your girlfriend but she had RC.

by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005

coop

when you get a stinky ass fart and you cup it in your hand and throw it in someone's face.

I just cooped Millers mom.

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

8 seconds

When your doing a chick from behind and you have your buddies stand outside and when you give them a signal the come in and turn on the light and you have to try and hang on for 8 seconds.

Dude i almost got 8 seconds that time.

by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005

Mississippi Wetlands

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005