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Definitions by Raymond Johnson

alien fart 

when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.
Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues.
dude that guy hair is really trashy he better gwar that!
GWAR by Raymond Johnson May 22, 2005

russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.
Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!
when you get a stinky ass fart and you cup it in your hand and throw it in someone's face.
coop by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

Mississippi Wetlands 

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

8 seconds 

When your doing a chick from behind and you have your buddies stand outside and when you give them a signal the come in and turn on the light and you have to try and hang on for 8 seconds.
Dude i almost got 8 seconds that time.
8 seconds by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005
I tried to go down stairs on your girlfriend but she had RC.
RC by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005