RatchetBoo's definitions

stirring the egg drop soup

Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look

A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

by RatchetBoo May 22, 2003

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

Pidgeot

Bird Pokemon capable of flying at Mach 2 and eats Magikarp whole

I want a Pidgeot for Christmas

by RatchetBoo May 23, 2003

pecs

Dudes who work out,eat healthy foods and take care of themselves get these. They are in the same spot as boobs are on women, but are big and firm. They bounce sometimes if they have a lot of fat in them and they sag just like boobs when the dude gets old or out of shape.

Shawn B. and I like to look at pecs when we go to the beach. Lately though, all we see is pasty white flab and moobs. What happened to our dreams of sexy tanned dudes with an I.Q. over 100?

by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003

Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003