Queen Buttrix's definitions

own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

by Queen Buttrix April 19, 2021

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

trump

To spank with a copy of Forbes magazine.

"I just fucked a porn star last night"
"You mean she trumped you?"
"Same difference"

by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2018

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

Ashki

1. An Ashkenazi Jew (Hebrew from the Central/Eastern European Diaspora).

2. Pertaining to Ashkenazi Jews.

1. As an Ashki, I have a strong affection for the Yiddish language.

2. Dreidels don't actually come from Hasmonean times but were an Ashki invention.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

females

What creepy guys on dating sites call women. No one is sure if it's because they don't see women as people or they simply are making a poor attempt to signal that they are not interested in trans women, but in any case, using this term on their dating profile ensures that they will not be contacted by any women at all.

Why don't you hu-man females ever message me? I am the nicest Ferengi you seed depositories will ever meet!

by Queen Buttrix December 30, 2017

Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021