Queen Buttrix's definitions

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

stubborn shit

A shit that is uncooperative and drags its feet in leaving the rectum.

That stubborn shit won't come out

by Queen Buttrix November 30, 2017

Whole Foods leftist

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.

That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.

by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016

Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021

alternative straight

Non-heterosexual. Gay or bisexual. Like alternative facts.

You're straight, and I'm alternative straight.

by Queen Buttrix March 19, 2021

superpolycule

An enormous polycule with tons of members and that stretches across the inhabited world.

My research suggests that all trans lesbians are in the same superpolycule

by Queen Buttrix February 16, 2021

Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021