Definitions by Qit

Infiniti 

A Nissan with luxury options--in short, a utilitarian car with snob appeal.

"Is that a Maxima?"
"No, it is not! It is an Infiniti I30!"
"In other words...it's a Maxima."

Infiniti by Qit June 25, 2004

obese 

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."

obese by Qit June 23, 2004

cabbit 

A cat/rabbit hybrid. Exists in anime. Doesn't exist in the real world...but try telling some people that.

"There wuz this he-rabbit whut liked ta mount she-cats...and one'a dem she-cats had a litter of bobtailed kittens whut hopped!"
"Was there a Manx tom in the neighborhood?"
"I dunno...but I tell ya, dem wuzn't no Manx kittens, dem wuz cabbits!"
"...whatever..."

cabbit by Qit April 4, 2004

fag hag 

Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.

"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"

fag hag by Qit March 29, 2004

outrage 

1) A great affront.
2) To greatly affront.
3) The state of being greatly affronted.
4) Someone whose presence is a great affront.

"Why do I get shocked when I ought to be outraged?"

"Some outrage made a pass at me at the bar."
"What did you do?"
"Told him to go fuck himself."
"Good!"

outrage by Qit March 23, 2004

pro-lie 

Uncommon slang term. Means someone who's in favor of war, the death penalty, and birth-control-clinic bombings...but against abortion, birth control, increased funding for schools, and free daycare. Usually couldn't care less about affordable pre-natal care or maternity leave.

Basically, the result of thinking that pregnancy, childbirth, and motherhood are forms of punishment rather than part of the reproductive cycle.

"He's against abortion; doesn't that make him pro-life?"
"No; he supports the death penalty and says that bombing clinics is 'justified'...even if it kills women who are there for prenatal checkups. That makes him pro-lie."

pro-lie by Qit March 3, 2004

Nissan 

An Infiniti for the cheapskate set. (It's true. Trust me on this.)

Nearly everyone in NorCal drives them. (In my town, it's Sentras and Maximas, with Altimas a close third.)

"What kind of car did he get?"
"He lives in Mendocino, so it must be some Nissan model."

Nissan by Qit February 27, 2004