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Definitions by Psychic Jack

1) The first letter of the English alphabet.

2) An article used to describe one non-specific object.
1) "A is the first letter of the alphabet"

2) "Could you get me a chair?"
A by Psychic Jack January 3, 2007

Valentine's Day 

February 14th

A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.

On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
Valentine's Day by Psychic Jack February 25, 2004

Tofurkey 

1) Slang for turkey.

2) Tofu that is shaped like a turkey.
1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!

2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!
Tofurkey by Psychic Jack January 19, 2004
Originated as the word 'cool' typoed, but was interesting enough to actually be used on purpose. It means the same thing as cool.
That's xool!
xool by Psychic Jack November 9, 2003
See wordSluggy Freelance/word
Sluggy is the best webcomic I have ever read.
Sluggy by Psychic Jack September 14, 2003
1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it makes green, and when mixed with red, it makes purple. It is opposite orange on the colour wheel.

2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with red, it makes magenta. When mixed with green it makes cyan. It is opposite yellow on the colour wheel.
That is a nice shade of blue.
blue by Psychic Jack September 13, 2003
1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel.

2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel.
That is a nice shade of red.
Red by Psychic Jack September 13, 2003