Poor boy from a poor family's definitions

jillion

Large number that has yet to be invented.

Fry: One JILLION dollars.
Audience: *Gasp*
Auctioneer: Sir, that's not even a number.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

e3

It's like a big star trek convention, but all of the space crap has been replaced by awesome games.

E3 rocks.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

front ass

bulge of fat that hangs over the genitals and is split down the middle to look like an ass.

Oh my god. That dude has front ass hanging over his pants.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 10, 2003

Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.

1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 14, 2003

Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Mouse Pad

Feminine protection for mice. Similar to rodent tampons.

Mouse Pad... O_o

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

gayest

Being gayer than two guys kissing in a park.

Dude... I saw two guys kissing once, and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 30, 2003