Poor boy from a poor family's definitions

Mouse Pad

Feminine protection for mice. Similar to rodent tampons.

Mouse Pad... O_o

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

jillion

Large number that has yet to be invented.

Fry: One JILLION dollars.
Audience: *Gasp*
Auctioneer: Sir, that's not even a number.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

gayest

Being gayer than two guys kissing in a park.

Dude... I saw two guys kissing once, and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 30, 2003

X-Ray

The only other word in the english language even worth mentioning that begins with the letter "X", besides xylophone. "X" is truly the gayest of the letters.

Teacher: Hey kids! What word begins with the letter "X"?

Kids: What the fuck do you think, moron? Fucking X-Ray and Xylophone, bitch!

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.

1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 14, 2003

e3

It's like a big star trek convention, but all of the space crap has been replaced by awesome games.

E3 rocks.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003