Pogoextreme's definitions

CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.

Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*

by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018

Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022

Mass Effect effect

When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game

Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.

Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.

by Pogoextreme June 16, 2018

River Gypsy

A river gypsy is a person who lives on a canal boat or another kind of live-on boat.

Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?

Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.

by Pogoextreme August 19, 2022

Nussy

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020