PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

Washington Commies

What some people are already calling the National Capital's NFL franchise because the new name is Washington Commanders.

The Washington Commies are not a good team.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2022

Hillary Clinton

A stupid old hag that needs to shut the fuck up.

Hillary Clinton is a fucking moron, would've been an awful president and someone that should be in prison, but she is not because like the other Democrats, she controls the media.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 27, 2024

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Unprotected Sex

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.

Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Fuck Joe Biden

Fuck Joe Biden, aka the worst, weakest and dumbest president in US history.

Fuck Joe Biden, that pedo can go eat a dick!

by PhoenixGamer34 October 9, 2022