Phoenix's definitions

jipped

A misspelling of gypped.

Bob: Oh damn! You got jipped!
Jim: I think you mean gypped...
Bob: But urban dictionary has a definition fo-
Jim: You got gypped!

by phoenix January 6, 2007

CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

by Phoenix January 18, 2005

Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 3, 2004

cunt-tastic

another way of saying someone is being a major bitch

well, arent you just fucking cunt-tastic today!

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

Ho-in-deh-ha

its how stupid sound out the word HONDA

"What kind of fucking car is that"
"I dunno..looks like..Ho-in-deh-ha"
"WTF is that??"
"obiviously a ricer"

by Phoenix April 18, 2004

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

baroor

The fatty stuff in the body.

Oh man look at that fatass oh he has so much baroor

by Phoenix March 27, 2005