Phoenix's definitions

cocksocket

another word for the female sexual organ

so im driving her cocksocket hard and...

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

cunt-tastic

another way of saying someone is being a major bitch

well, arent you just fucking cunt-tastic today!

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

by Phoenix January 18, 2005

Fits

1. When clothes are the correct size for the wearer.
2. When an object is appropriate for the situation or surroundings.
3. Fat Tits.

1. Hey, this new jacket fits real well!
2. Yeah, that new couch fits perfectly with the rest of your stuff.
3. Damn! She's got some Fits!

by Phoenix January 20, 2005

Kitties

1. KFC Titties. Usually had by those who are emplyoed by KFC and other fast-food restaurants, or those who frequent said restaurants often.

1. Damn, that fatass has some big Kitties!

by Phoenix January 20, 2005

Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 3, 2004

M$

Short for Microsoft, used to imply Microsoft cares more for money than it does for security, stability, and anything else that could make a good Operating System.

M$ has another security hole.

by Phoenix May 18, 2004