Phoenix's definitions

Smorange

the exposed midrift of someone who shouldn't!!!!
The large fleshy part of a stomach, hips and back that hangs over hipster jeans. Is only refered to smorange if the
t-shirt or top of the wearer is short enough NOT to cover up all visable flesh.

"oh my god check out her smorange"

by Phoenix October 26, 2004

Kitties

1. KFC Titties. Usually had by those who are emplyoed by KFC and other fast-food restaurants, or those who frequent said restaurants often.

1. Damn, that fatass has some big Kitties!

by Phoenix January 20, 2005

Barb LP

Person who wrote the wonderful and inspiring Pre-OOTP trilogy of Harry Potter, from years 5-7, as follows:

Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent
Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions
Harry Potter and the Trinagle Prophecy

She also wrote the prequel,

The Lost Generation

which features MWPP's years through Bill's POV, as well as many one-shots to go with it.

Also, she wrote the fanfiction called 'Replay' which is currently a WIP.

Probably one of the best fanfiction authors known.

In Harry’s fifth year he gets a snake with the Sight; Hermione’s torn between Ron and Harry, who's torn between her and Ginny, who's torn between him and Draco Malfoy, who's torn between her and loyalty to his father. Voldemort may be trying to recruit Harry now instead of killing him, and there are giants and house elves and a Dueling Club, oh my!

by Phoenix April 23, 2005

fawgie

Something that annoys you to the limit and you can't describe it.
the words are all so jumbled up inside your head that the only word that you can blutter our is fawgie. coz it means everything and just anything

By the way!its all mine

Oh man she ate my pie! she hit me on the face! she stole my money! she lied about me! she said and did everything that could possibly annoy anybody!
she is a fawgie

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

cocksocket

another word for the female sexual organ

so im driving her cocksocket hard and...

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 3, 2004

Lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is basically dreaming while being aware that you are dreaming.If you are in a lucid dream, you will usually have some power over your dream - anything from being able to fly or making an object or room appear behind a door or inside a pocket right up to being able to change into animals and create a whole world! Lucid dreams have been scientifically proved to exist.

Last night I wanted to fly, and I flew. And I was in total control of it.

by Phoenix May 22, 2004