Paul J Parkinson's definitions

ei

EI is an acronym for Employment Insurance in Canada. Formerly known as UI(Unemployment Insurance).

Adam got fired from his job, and Eve got laid-off. Adam wasn't entitled to EI, but Eve was!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Tarbender

a jovial way of saying Bartender! Done in a manner of how a drunk may say it! How a drunk says Bartender!

customer; Hey Tarbender, I'll have another!
bartender; Sure, but don't get too punk in drublic!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

kd quality

KD Quality is the next generation term used in the world of childporn on p2p's. KD is an abbreviated form of Kiddie, and Quality is a reference to it being the real deal.

kd quality is the same as r@ygold, pthc, or any other word for childporn traffickers, and is extremely sick!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Preem

A shortened version of the word Premier(the elected governing body for each of Canadas' provinces) used in newspapers to save space in the headlines.

*Headline*
More taxes to come!:says Preem

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

WMD

W's Momentus Disaster

What a Military Disaster! The search for WMD's turned into W's Momentus Disaster!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

steal-me-elmo

just like the tickle-me-elmo toy(which you just can't resist to tickle) is something in which people just can't resist to steal!

the steal-me-elmo white ear buds of the i-Pod make you a target of every thief in the neighbourhood!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006