Paul J Parkinson's definitions

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

thing-a-ma-bob

identical in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig(without pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

do you know where the thing-a-ma-bob went that was beside the doo-hickey over there on the thing-a-ma-jig?

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

UD Nazi

Any editor of Urban Dictionary that is very strict as to what he/she passes.

That damn UD Nazi won't pass my definitions. I only made fun of half the people I know!

by Paul J Parkinson October 31, 2006

gizzard

the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

kd quality

KD Quality is the next generation term used in the world of childporn on p2p's. KD is an abbreviated form of Kiddie, and Quality is a reference to it being the real deal.

kd quality is the same as r@ygold, pthc, or any other word for childporn traffickers, and is extremely sick!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006