web-head

any person that surfs the internet for extended periods of time without any purpose.
I surfed the internet all day for no particular reason. I am such a web-head!
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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kd quality

KD Quality is the next generation term used in the world of childporn on p2p's. KD is an abbreviated form of Kiddie, and Quality is a reference to it being the real deal.
kd quality is the same as r@ygold, pthc, or any other word for childporn traffickers, and is extremely sick!
by Paul J Parkinson August 28, 2005
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television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.
Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
by Paul J Parkinson April 26, 2005
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9/11

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.
by Paul J Parkinson June 13, 2005
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spleege

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!
by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005
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carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!
gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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23

the number of the illuminatae. also associated with chaos magick.
many examples can be found in the 'book of lies'. ie; 23 ski-doo!
by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005
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