Paul J Parkinson's definitions

web-head

any person that surfs the internet for extended periods of time without any purpose.

I surfed the internet all day for no particular reason. I am such a web-head!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gotchie

slang for underwear(mens or womens).

see also gitch

we gave him a gothie-pull so big his gitch was pulled right off, over his head.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

616

As of May 4 2005, it has be determined that this is the true number of the beast. A tiny fragment of 1,500-year-old papyrus was written in Greek, the original language of the New Testament, and contains a key passage from the Book of Revelation.

616 is the number of the beast!

by Paul J Parkinson July 12, 2006

23

the number of the illuminatae. also associated with chaos magick.

many examples can be found in the 'book of lies'. ie; 23 ski-doo!

by Paul J Parkinson July 12, 2006

Preem

A shortened version of the word Premier(the elected governing body for each of Canadas' provinces) used in newspapers to save space in the headlines.

*Headline*
More taxes to come!:says Preem

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Tarbender

a jovial way of saying Bartender! Done in a manner of how a drunk may say it! How a drunk says Bartender!

customer; Hey Tarbender, I'll have another!
bartender; Sure, but don't get too punk in drublic!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006