Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

yukmouth

A term used to describe how your mouth tastes after a nasty night of drinking and eating.

I woke up this morning with the worst yukmouth that I have had in a long time

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

Cuntilla

A contraction of the words "cunt” and "Godzilla".

It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.

The lady I hooked up with last night was a real cuntilla, and of course I did my best to satisfy her.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

king george

What a man named George might nickname is penis.

While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

h/s

This is often used in advertisements by "ladies of the night". It stands for "half sex". It means that she does not do "everything" -does everything but intercourse

It was a real bummer when I read her advertisement and it only said "h/s”. I was looking for the whole thing...

by Panchoman Jr. December 9, 2008

and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.

The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.

The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...

by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

fuck a duck

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool

Last night my lady and I did a "fuck a duck” which we both enjoyed tremendously.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006