Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

Pole master

Definition one: a woman who has extensive experience giving oral/blow jobs, and because of that, she does an amazing job!

Definition two: a stripper/dancer whose specialty is dancing on/with a Pole. The pole is generally mounted on the stage in a nightclub.

When she was dancing on stage with the pole, she almost seemed to have an orgasm. Obviously she was a magnificent pole master.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

cowgirl up

When a woman is in the cowgirl position (on top straddling her man), she is sitting straight up as opposed to laying chest the chest on top of her man.

When my girl does cowgirl up, I love playing with her breasts.

by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006

Pussy

The most delightful place on a woman's body. It can be unshaved, shaved, or neatly trimmed. Properly treated and taken care of, it can cause true ecstasy for a woman over and over and over, again, that is, if the one doing it to her does it correctly.

First time that I saw her pussy., I was totally mesmerized, and really did my job well (from her sounds and physical reactions)) spending almost 2 hours continually "serving it"

by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.

The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.

The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...

by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

fuck a duck

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool

Last night my lady and I did a "fuck a duck” which we both enjoyed tremendously.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

POF

POF is an acronym for a website called PlentyofFish. It is a free dating site with absolute no cost whatsoever.

I have met several very nice people, while using POF. It is a good place to start to get to know different people, without the pressure of being in a "one-on-one" environment.

by Panchoman Jr. March 28, 2007