Neil's definitions

quam

also known as flap snot

my hand got stuck in her sticky quam

by Neil November 15, 2004

Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

hidden ben

"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."

Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!

by Neil June 20, 2006

hoss

A very crappy indian dance.

Don't go to the Asian mall they are some hosses there.

by Neil March 31, 2005

webxprt

A person who is fimiliar with the internet, it's functions, technologies, uses and best business practices.

A customer who purhcases a hosting account from webxprt.com is considered a webxprt, a savy Internet shopper.

by Neil December 3, 2003

chizafied

when one is inibriated to the point, that when there stumbeling through their front door their butt crack is hanging out.

matt was so chizafied that we finally found out where jimmy hoffa's body has been buried.

by Neil March 12, 2005

Weak

weak- adj./ To suck.

Dude, this is weak.

by Neil December 23, 2003