muuw

its a combination of me and you, used intead of we, its more intimate...its muuw..
you can listen to muuwsic...that would mean me and you listeniong to music

i love doing that with muuw.

by neil November 14, 2004

fo shizzle

Originated from Snoop Dogg, the famous rapper, he attached the word 'izzle' to the foreletter/s of random words, replacing the originals to create a rather funny(or lame) catchphrase.

*In the normal english language*

Anon: For sure.

*In 'gangsta' speak*

Anon: Fo shizzle.

by Neil September 16, 2003

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

H.M.B.

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch

by Neil October 27, 2003

Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

legit

A shortened version of legitimate. Commonly used by wrestling fans who are "in the know" aka smarks. Made popular by Rob Feinstein, and copied by many. Its usage is considered 'dumb' by intelligent types.

Thats a legit shoot. I was legit marking out for that.

by neil June 27, 2004

hidden ben

"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."

Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!

by Neil June 20, 2006