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Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.
Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.
Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.
by MsLi December 12, 2005
Get the cube cruising mug.1. A dinner john is a man (or woman) who is lacking in looks, personality, or the ability to understand that sexual favors can not be purchased with one or more dinners with a dinner whore.
2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).
3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).
3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
1. The dinner john had invested at least $1,000 on dinners over the past six months on Sally, the dinner whore, but she still wouldn't have sex with him.
2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.
3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.
3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
by MsLi January 14, 2006
Get the dinner john mug.Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
by MsLi February 1, 2006
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Get the dual trade mug.1. Click out means to disengage your thinking mind and become an enraged beast. Like Marcellus in Pulp Fiction threatened, to click out means to, "go medieval on yo' ass".
2. Click out is almost like a violent blackout, where you start hurting, maiming, and/or killing and often don't remember what you did afterwards.
2. Click out is almost like a violent blackout, where you start hurting, maiming, and/or killing and often don't remember what you did afterwards.
1. If you were to research the cause of a lot of serious violence, you would discover that the person doing the damage got so pissed off that they clicked out.
2a. I'm about to click out. I can't be held responsible for my actions.
2b. Second degree murder is the type of thing that happens when a person clicks out.
2a. I'm about to click out. I can't be held responsible for my actions.
2b. Second degree murder is the type of thing that happens when a person clicks out.
by MsLi January 24, 2006
Get the click out mug.A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.
Jimmy Joe had a cow when he learned that his best friend, John Jay, had bought a term paper online and passed it off as his own writing.
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
by MsLi February 17, 2006
Get the have a cow mug.When a person is seen in public with an attractive and charming partner, their SMV goes up, meaning they become more attractive to other potential partners.
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