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Geez is short for geezer. Geezer is an old person, usually a man. When you are shortening up a sentence (and trying to sound hip) you say geez, not geezer.
"Look at that geez over on the bench!"
by MsLi September 24, 2005
Get the Geez mug.A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.
by MsLi April 21, 2006
Get the sludge mug.Short for camel toe police. The toe po are the freaky dudes who have an obsession for women's camel toes and who watch them obsessively. A camel toe is the part of a female's anatomy that looks like a camel toe, i.e. the vulva-with-split that is often outlined under pants if the pants are tight enough.
Every summer there are plenty of bodacious young females at the beach in bikinis. Just as surely are the toe po, with camera, cams, and/or binoculars.
by MsLi December 23, 2010
Get the toe po mug.Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.
Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.
Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.
by MsLi December 12, 2005
Get the cube cruising mug.Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
by MsLi February 1, 2006
Get the bovine delivery mug.1. A dinner john is a man (or woman) who is lacking in looks, personality, or the ability to understand that sexual favors can not be purchased with one or more dinners with a dinner whore.
2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).
3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).
3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
1. The dinner john had invested at least $1,000 on dinners over the past six months on Sally, the dinner whore, but she still wouldn't have sex with him.
2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.
3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.
3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
by MsLi January 14, 2006
Get the dinner john mug.It's the interactive space of the Internet. It's another world, where the time-space continuum is warped. Reality is on a plane different than the world of IRL aka "in real life". People can morph and be many different personas. Madness runs rampant. Maniacs float through the ether freely. Isolated individuals can connect with other humans in Cyberia. Different countries in Cyberia are bulletin boards, usenet, blogs and blogsites like Live Journal and E Blogger, websites with discussion boards, dating sites like OK Cupid!, special interest websites like imdb.
A recluse for years, the computer programmer finally made human contact in Cyberia, at alt.support.shyness.
by MsLi December 11, 2005
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