Mr. Rugby's definitions

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

BlockBuster Bitches

BlockBuster Bitches are hoes that you rent for a small period of time. Just like BlockBuster, the bitch might be rented out and you gotta come back next weekend to see if they available. As they get older they get moved to the back of the establishment and the new ones get put on display.

James: You still messin' wit them BlockBuster Bitches?

Me: Every bitch a BlockBuster Bitch lowkey

James: You right

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Baby Poseidon

Baby poseidon is the generic brand blue raspberry juice you get at your local grocery store for at MOST $1.50. This is the juice you take home in slurp down in 2 days and is 0% real juice. This type of juice is also known as blue drink or some people just call it Kool-Aid.

XBOX Live Gamer: Hold on guys, imma go grab a glass of that baby poseidon real quick.

XBOX Live Gamer 2: Alright, we'll wait for you.

by Mr. Rugby March 5, 2012

Mile Away Club

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.

1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!

by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011

Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014