Mr T's definitions

Far Por

A cuss word used by Cantonese chinese people to discriminate on a female, Meaning; (Fat Bitch)

'You can have the rest of my food you, Far Por'

'you look like a, Far Por'

by Mr T April 12, 2004

Yours

Your friend's penis.

She's so ugly, I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by Mr T August 4, 2004

Sparked

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

by Mr T March 9, 2004

Rowboating

Invented when one D Hunt decided to pull a super bagmington serve and instead hit himself in the head with his own racket. His attempt to showboat failed and was term by us as a "rowboating" incedent. Ever since anything that has happened to one of us that was inteaded as a showboating exercise that failed has been termed as rowboating.

You go to hit a super serve and instead smash the racket around the back of your head resulting in hailarity for all.

by Mr T March 24, 2005

shoehorn

A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"

by Mr T May 13, 2005

sweaty

YO sun that shit is sweaty, to make fun of something (glaswegian)

that game is too sweaty just like adam hunter ,

by mr t April 21, 2005

how's she cuttin?

How are things, generally? Rural Irish.

How's she cuttin Paddy?
Mighty Mary! Suckin' Diesel! So I am. How's yourself?
Not too good. My father died.
Oh.

by Mr T August 4, 2004