Mr T's definitions

Rowboating

Invented when one D Hunt decided to pull a super bagmington serve and instead hit himself in the head with his own racket. His attempt to showboat failed and was term by us as a "rowboating" incedent. Ever since anything that has happened to one of us that was inteaded as a showboating exercise that failed has been termed as rowboating.

You go to hit a super serve and instead smash the racket around the back of your head resulting in hailarity for all.

by Mr T March 24, 2005

Sparked

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

by Mr T March 9, 2004

shoehorn

A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"

by Mr T May 13, 2005

Yours

Your friend's penis.

She's so ugly, I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by Mr T August 4, 2004

tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.

Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.

by Mr T May 25, 2004

verbidge

Like verbal diorrhia is the uncontrolable crap that comes from peoples mouths

person 1:Did you know that there are 29 million types of tree in brazil?

person 2:Stop talking verbidge!!!!

by Mr T January 27, 2005

Jessifying

The art of colouring to the highest standard.

Tom is jessifying that book, he's not broken a line. Wow such colour.

by Mr T February 10, 2022