Mr T's definitions

Sparked

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

by Mr T March 9, 2004

shoehorn

A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"

by Mr T May 13, 2005

tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.

Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.

by Mr T May 25, 2004

how's she cuttin?

How are things, generally? Rural Irish.

How's she cuttin Paddy?
Mighty Mary! Suckin' Diesel! So I am. How's yourself?
Not too good. My father died.
Oh.

by Mr T August 4, 2004

Spinny

This word is orginated from South West England, Mainly said if someone is confused about something.
Spinny also means, Confused, Strange, Tripping, Odd, Mysterious, Unfamiliar

"That thing looks well Spinny"
"I just ate something Spinny, please tell me what it was?"
"You will look Spinny, if you wore that out"
"This place looks Spinny"

by Mr T April 12, 2004

Yours

Your friend's penis.

She's so ugly, I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by Mr T August 4, 2004

sweaty

YO sun that shit is sweaty, to make fun of something (glaswegian)

that game is too sweaty just like adam hunter ,

by mr t April 21, 2005