M. Mathers's definitions

Filthy Hippies

What Eric Cartman likes to kill in South Park. Cartman was successful in killing the hippies in the South Parkepisode "Die Hippie, Die!" (with a Giant Drill)

Male Hippies are almost always barefooted and spout out gibberish about taking down Corporations while getting Intoxicated on Weed.(THE DEVIL'S CHIN HAIR!) They love to eat Brownies and will only drink "Fruitopia" Brand soft drinks.

Female Hippies burn their Bras (their A-Cup Bras) and prance around in Tiki Hawaiian-like dresses, while wearing beads and doing a strange intoxicated Arm dance, which can only be described as "Walking like an Egyptian", I guess?

See,
Smelly Fuckin Hippies.com
tree hugging hippies
tree-hugging hippies
cops and hippies
kill whitey
bread
abba & dancing queen
sir Elton John
Sisqo
Mofo
MonkeyMofo.com

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

Smackdown

(-- Actually spelled WWE Smackdown! The ! is VERY Important!)

SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.

The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.

Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.

Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)

"Captain Charisma," Christian of WWE Raw wants to go over to WWE Smackdown!, where he'll become the WWE Champion within the week he arrives.

Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

Hollaback Girl

(n.) A Woman who is attracted to a Man, even though the man is not geninuely intrested in her and does not treat her in a respectful manner. This woman will "Hollaback" at this man, no matter how many times he "be tryin' to diss her and play 'er and all that sh*t.uh-uh! I ain't no Hollabak Bitch, so youse bets get the steppin, bra."

Gwen Stafani sings about Shit and Bananas in an all-girl Japanese School (with a school team mascot as a Shit Banana) full of cheerleaders when she's 35-years old? WTF?

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

Tunes

The word Hippies use to call Music, Beats, or any kind of Songs.

"Dude, where's the tunes?" (*puff*)

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

Giant

A reely reely big thingamajig! Says me Martin Mathers!

Seto Kaiba is a Giant wussie!

by M. Mathers February 24, 2004

Bonecrusher's Fat Ass

Bonecrusher's fat ass is fucking straight corny! You know who else is corny? G-Dep in "Let's get it"..."Really, Get smacked silly, you get smacked silly...And I was all ready on fish and spaghetti" Straight corny!!
Big Sam in "Oh Na Na" He's wack as shit, too.

That Fat Fuck! Steppin on buildings and shit! This ain't no Rolling Stones Video! I'm glad that Fat Fuck is gone forever! Fuck that bloated, cupcake-eating muthafucka!

by M. Mathers May 26, 2004

Poser Mobile

T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)

T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.

Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!

If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005