Lace Valentine's definitions
1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Softie mug.1) Unsolicited BlackBerry Thumb In Anus, which is a variation of UFIA.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
by Lace Valentine October 21, 2005
Get the UBTIA mug.1. The title of a song sung by Peter Criss of the rock group, Kiss.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004
Get the Hooligan mug.1. Slang for a Homosexual.
2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.
3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.
3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
by Lace Valentine November 9, 2004
Get the Tutti Frutti mug.1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com
2) Sexual relations
3) Wasting time on Fark
2) Sexual relations
3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules
"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."
"I spent all day farking on the internet."
"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."
"I spent all day farking on the internet."
by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005
Get the farking mug.The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
Get the Internets mug.1. A pretty woman who hasn't yet lost her baby fat.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
"Her face is soft and girly and she's an angel."
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
by Lace Valentine November 13, 2004
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