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Softie

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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UBTIA

1) Unsolicited BlackBerry Thumb In Anus, which is a variation of UFIA.

2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
"W is a UBTIA."

--W's father
by Lace Valentine October 21, 2005
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Hooligan

1. The title of a song sung by Peter Criss of the rock group, Kiss.

2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.

3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."

4. The opposite of a softie.
"My granny, she said I was a hooligan
Runnin' 'round like a fool again..."
--Peter Criss
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004
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Tutti Frutti

1. Slang for a Homosexual.

2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.

3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
"A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, Tutti Frutti, aw Rudi!" --Little Richard
by Lace Valentine November 9, 2004
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farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."
by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005
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Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
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Girly

1. A pretty woman who hasn't yet lost her baby fat.

2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.

3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
"Her face is soft and girly and she's an angel."

"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."

"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
by Lace Valentine November 13, 2004
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