Lace Valentine's definitions
1. A pretty woman who hasn't yet lost her baby fat.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
"Her face is soft and girly and she's an angel."
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
by Lace Valentine November 13, 2004
Get the Girlymug. 1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Softiemug. 1) Unsolicited BlackBerry Thumb In Anus, which is a variation of UFIA.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
by Lace Valentine October 21, 2005
Get the UBTIAmug. 1. The title of a song sung by Peter Criss of the rock group, Kiss.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004
Get the Hooliganmug. 1. Slang for a Homosexual.
2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.
3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.
3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
by Lace Valentine November 9, 2004
Get the Tutti Fruttimug. A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark.
It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.
He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.
Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.
He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.
Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
by Lace Valentine November 20, 2004
Get the Drew Curtismug. 1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.
2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.
3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.
3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Tom Waitsmug.