Kirito Ice's definitions

Wanna hang?

(A) Typo for "Wanna bang?"

(B) The less likely possibility of actually wanting to spend time with you.

A: Wanna hang?
B: Certainly, I would love to hang out with you!
A: Oops. I meant bang.
B: Even better!

by Kirito Ice August 22, 2018

I'm fine

What to say when you just want everyone to shut up after something sad or bad happened to you.

A: Are you ok? What's wrong?
B: I'm fine.
A: You sure?
B: I'm fine.

by Kirito Ice August 22, 2018

knock on wood

Getting punched in the dick during an erection.

The definition of knock on wood is pretty straightforward.

by Kirito Ice August 22, 2018