Knackers

Something annoying

That is well knackers

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

FUF

FUF is short for "Fucked up Fridays" a drinking game

Anyone one up for FUF

by Johnny S. November 04, 2020

Knackering

Road-man term to describe something as being annoying

Nah g, that's well knackering

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Low chin

When a gay man or lesbian woman sticks their jaw in the arse of an individual of the opposite sex.

I'm going to low chin you so god damn hard

by Johnny S. December 07, 2019

fauxhemian

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003