Definitions by Joey Orgler
Samoan Spike
Samoan Spike by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007
Batista
A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.
Batista by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
Bindi
A term commonly attributed to asexual, genetic freaks who excel in the fields of mathematics and science. These person(s) do not make legitimate attempts to connect with the opposite sex throughout their lives', and consequently, often commit suicide in their early thirties in order to escape the stressful hell-hole that life has become without steady companionship.
Bindi by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
Cambodian Showdown
An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.
Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.
Cambodian Showdown by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby
The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
Goatssechsschyre
The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.
Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...
Goatssechsschyre by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007