Jesus's definitions

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

krobar

A krobar is not just a typical crowbar. It is often enhanced in appearence in someway. The krobar is orrigianlly from Russia in the late 1950's. The Krobar is often painted black or camo, and is tri-pronged.

I used a Krobar to break into your house and eat your cornpuffs

by Jesus May 5, 2005

Indraroop

The most unusual name in the world, and a synonym for "Beauty of God".

"Hey, there's Indraroop - isn't he gorgeous?!!"

by Jesus April 17, 2005

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

aight

alright, ok, cool?

"I'ma go over there now aight?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

re up

To go out and replenish your drug supply.

"We've only got a little bud left, but we're about to go re up."

by Jesus November 2, 2003

krandel

n.1. a word used to distinquish any person, place, or thing, and a possible expression, reation, question, or answer to a question. 2. A small midwestern mammal with furry feet, razor sharp claws/teeth, and psychokinetic powers. v.1. to make human contact in any possible fashion.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.

N. The small Krandel jumped up and bit his krandel. V. Betty krandled Jon's Chub(see Chub)

by Jesus August 2, 2003