Jesus's definitions

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004

fo shizzle

A modern youth term for for sure.

"I'd bum elton john in, you?"
"fo shizzle"

by jesus April 25, 2003

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by Jesus June 4, 2003

lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

by Jesus April 28, 2003

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality

I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.

by Jesus July 9, 2004

O.p.p.

Other Peoples Property!
as the song goes...

Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.

by Jesus August 11, 2004