Jesus's definitions

camoflauge

a color were you can't be seen. To blend in. A persons name.

My friend Camoflauge has a camoflauge truck, so the police can't see him ride threw the hood.

by jesus November 16, 2003

Ahab

Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.

by Jesus November 19, 2003

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.

by Jesus November 26, 2003

grain

the wood trim in a car

"wood grain on the dash"

by Jesus November 26, 2003