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krobar

A krobar is not just a typical crowbar. It is often enhanced in appearence in someway. The krobar is orrigianlly from Russia in the late 1950's. The Krobar is often painted black or camo, and is tri-pronged.
I used a Krobar to break into your house and eat your cornpuffs
by Jesus May 5, 2005
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waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing
yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles
by jesus December 7, 2003
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Fattis

OMG! Look at that Fattis!
by Jesus June 27, 2003
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Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.
by Jesus February 23, 2004
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gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by jesus January 12, 2004
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Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.
by Jesus July 16, 2008
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c++

Object-Oriented C.

Uses similar syntax as the C language, so older programs can be made OO without the work of rewriting the code with new syntax.
I bought this book about C++ but I don't know what object oriented programming is, am I a programmer yet?
by Jesus December 7, 2003
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