Jake's definitions

christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

by Jake February 17, 2005

the sauce

A crazy awsome funky band that some kids from George School started. They lay down some of the the funkiest jams you should check em out.

Chris is the man, when it comes to layin down the funk man, i used to play with that fucker man

by jake January 1, 2005

Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".

Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic

by Jake February 2, 2005

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 26, 2004

cornhole tremor

A loud fart that gives off strong vibrations.

by Jake July 2, 2003

89

Titty Fucking

I 89'd that bitch like whoa

by Jake March 29, 2004