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breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.
she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far
by Jake January 30, 2004
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hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body
Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections
by Jake May 13, 2005
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carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 5, 2005
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gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.
WOW that powder was gnar.
by jake February 8, 2003
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tweak

he tweaked the radio dials, hoping to peak the signal into intelligibility
by Jake February 25, 2004
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woobsie

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'
by Jake November 18, 2004
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