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female condom

a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".
Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the female condommug.

munty

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!
by Jake January 8, 2004
mugGet the muntymug.

Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
by Jake January 20, 2004
mugGet the Wet Napmug.

Bilge

the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards
her, Cap'n, the bilge is filling up with water......FAST !
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the Bilgemug.

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money
That trixy didn't get too far
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the trixymug.

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
by jake August 6, 2004
mugGet the unicorningmug.

nightcream

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the nightcreammug.

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