Jake's definitions

blizted

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.

J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"

by Jake April 13, 2005

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting

Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS

by jake April 14, 2005

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 15, 2005

ref

A Cuban person, that most likely came swimmin to the stats.

Dude, that ref is really annoying.

by jake April 17, 2005

USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 21, 2005

sicko

A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.

Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O

by Jake April 22, 2005

wussy

someone who is scared to do things or does something and is scared of being done the same thing

this guy insults people and is too scared to be insulted back, hes a whussy

by jake April 22, 2005