Jake's definitions

breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 30, 2004

hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body

Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections

by Jake May 13, 2005

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by Jake March 5, 2005

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 8, 2003

tweak

to make a fine adjustment

he tweaked the radio dials, hoping to peak the signal into intelligibility

by Jake February 25, 2004

woobsie

See Woobsie Darling.

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'

by Jake November 18, 2004