Jake's definitions

on the rag

(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.

She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024

harvey

pet name for a male-shaped vibrator

She slipped Harvey up her bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

t & a

talent & ability

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.

by Jake February 1, 2004

one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

by Jake September 21, 2004