Jake's definitions

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

nipple

(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !

by Jake January 18, 2004

tierney

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime

that girl is such a tierney

by Jake November 5, 2007

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003

Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by jake April 1, 2005

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005

ambulance chaser

the 95% of lawyers that give the others a bad name

She's an ambulance chaser with the law firm of Chasem,Screwm & Craponem

by Jake February 28, 2004