Jake's definitions

appraisersuckup

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.

by Jake November 8, 2003

unravel

to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of

I like to unravel window curtains!

by Jake November 29, 2004

mauway

an excessive amount of something

"I'm gonna be huttin mauway tanockle

by Jake January 6, 2005

moto

the act or ability of being a cracker-jap, usually associated with being gay and loving to get hit in the sack repeadedly.

damn, man, why you being so moto?

by jake July 19, 2004

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by Jake March 5, 2005

Hack

Something which you dislike or dont agree with.

That Steve, hes really hack.
That womans trousers are really hack.
Oh Hack! Ive forgotten my keys.

by jake August 12, 2003