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Binky

2 year old John Gotti: Moms!!!! Youse betta gimme my fuckin binky back before I wack youse!
by Jake September 22, 2003
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pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.
Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.
by jake January 21, 2005
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cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.
I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.
I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage
by Jake March 5, 2004
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wmi

WMI! is the place to be!
by Jake September 2, 2004
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Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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hoovering

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.
by Jake March 11, 2004
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