Jag III's definitions

chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.

Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!

by Jag III November 13, 2004

qualog

Cute cuddly adorable.
Word derived from Joey G.'s original language.

What a qualog Shelley is. She is the original qualog...

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Lexie

Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl.

Dang...that Lexie's got style man!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Novelty Inc.

Slave driving route sales distribution company offering Noveltys and general merchandise to the C store market via route slavesmen (salesmen).

I just spent an hour setting up that Novelty floor display, one down, eight more to go! And I get to do it all over again tomorrow! starting at 4:00am.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Gisele Bundchen

Beautiful brazilian supermodel!

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by Jag III November 14, 2004

Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.

Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Trunk tracker

A mobile radio frequency scanner made for mounting in the trunk of a vehicle.

I just purchsed a new trunk tracker. It's digital and has 1000 channels.

by Jag III November 14, 2004