Jack Daniels 2011's definitions

Sexassumer

A sexassumer thinks everything you do is about sex.

The sexassumer gave me a twat block, even though we totally were not hitting on each other.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 24, 2011

Sideways Talker

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that lets you speak the inside language of others.

I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

San Francisco

A place where advanced homosexuals live.

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011