Definitions by Jack Daniels 2011

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

Hemonics by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011

Merch 

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

Merch by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

Pigtail 

Police tail.

Damn if these officers in my pigtail aren't annoying.

Pigtail by Jack Daniels 2011 November 4, 2011

18/40/60 

Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.

If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.

18/40/60 by Jack Daniels 2011 November 2, 2011

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary that lets you speak the inside language of others.

I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.

Urban Dictionary by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

Mitsubishi 

Wrong hole in some Asian languages.

I made a move for her rear end, but she said "Mitsubishi!"

Mitsubishi by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

San Francisco 

A place where advanced homosexuals live.

What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.

San Francisco by Jack Daniels 2011 October 29, 2011