Hogan Torah's definitions

Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.

by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021

Eel Tickler

1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.

2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.

Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.

by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020

Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022