Hogan Torah's definitions

GIMP

The worst named piece of open source software ever. Used to manipulate photos by people who don't have a cracked copy of Photoshop 6

Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure

by Hogan Torah October 4, 2021

front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Eel Tickler

1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.

2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.

Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.

by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020