Hogan Torah's definitions

Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.

by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021

front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Eel Tickler

1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.

2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.

Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.

by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020