George Hoefer's definitions

UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

Echo

A song consisting of guitar, bass, drums, and lyrics that you put on to get laid.

She was hanging out with me and then i turned on Echo and BAM her panties were nowhere to be found.

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

Bained

Used in playing Super Smash Brothers Melee; sort of like revenge, but better. Example: Zelda kills Roy with a lucky but annoying shitty item such as a Mr. Saturn, then Roy comes back and Makes Zelda's life a living hell. Zelda is then bained. Roy bained Zelda.

Taylor: GOD DAMN IT STOP BAINING ME!
George: Sorry dude, I can't stop, I'm stuck in kick your ass mode

by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

Mr. Game & Watch

One of the most diverse characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee. Flat little pancake throwing bastard. Funny How whenever the random numbered hamer hits anyone else its a one, but it is always a nine for me. EVERY TIME.

Fuck you Mr. Game & Watch....except for the fact you look cool as balls when you are metal.

by George Hoefer April 13, 2005

Hit That F2

The term comes from the Dark Ages when someone wanted to start over on something they wanted to fail the second time. Over the years it has come to be known as restarting.

Damn! I totally messed up, let me hit that F2!

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005