George Hoefer's definitions
Cheap bastard children of Nintendos drunking night with an icelandic whore...one of the cheapest characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee
by George Hoefer April 1, 2005

by George Hoefer April 29, 2005

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode
by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion
Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus
by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.
Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?
by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

One of the most diverse characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee. Flat little pancake throwing bastard. Funny How whenever the random numbered hamer hits anyone else its a one, but it is always a nine for me. EVERY TIME.
by George Hoefer April 13, 2005
