Fox JK's definitions

wank-speak

The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.

1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"

2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."

3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"

4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"

5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."

by Fox JK January 9, 2009

dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Tails

Sonic the hedgehogs sidekick

A little brown 2 tailed fox

A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things

Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced

Can use his 2 tails to fly

TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you

GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it

TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!

by Fox JK August 14, 2006

clownface

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!

She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

eastenders

A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.

Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.

by fox JK August 24, 2006

Absinthe

One of the greatest drinks ever invented. As rumor has it, Van Gough was drinking a lot of absinthe right before he cut off his own ear. As well as that, 9 shots can be fatal apparently!! Love the mystery that is.....
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)

Just go to the supermarket and buy some. But real absinthe is always better.

by Fox JK October 15, 2006

jeeeg

A ditch. A really nasty thing to fall in when walking home plaestered from the pub.

"I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, I was so plaestered!"

by Fox JK August 15, 2006