F. Rodderick Hsu's definitions

Sevie's

n. an affectionate term for the 24-hour lunatic haven called 7-11.

We meant to go out and meet some girls, but we ended up hanging out at sevie's until 11 and then watching Fight Club on DVD.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

dracul

n. Someone who performs oral sex on a woman while she is menstrating.

Jana - Dude, Sicko! Rindy told me what you tried to do last night!
Skeevo - What?!?
Jana - Let's just say I'll be calling you Dracul from now on...

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

backslide

verb: to re-adopt sinful ways after having spent some time as a pious religious person.

For about a year, we thought we lost him, but then one day Skeevo backslides right back into our lives!

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

boundaries

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.

Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005