Urban Dictionary: Definitions by F. Rodderick Hsu

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

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P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

by f. rodderick hsu May 19, 2005

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yeppoon yoja

n. hot Korean girl who looks like I'd like to f*ck her.

I rolled up to the Hodori at about 2:15 and, to my pleasant surprise, it was crawling with yeppoon yojas.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005

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fuckitday

n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.

Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

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jawbreaker

n. 1. a word that is difficult to pronouce. 2. the greatest rock and roll band to ever regret going corporate.

1. "Don't use your goddamn jawbreakers with me! How the hell am I supposed to know what hermeneuticology means if I can't even f*cking pronouce it!"

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

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Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

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