F. Rodderick Hsu's definitions

P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

by f. rodderick hsu May 19, 2005

Sevie's

n. an affectionate term for the 24-hour lunatic haven called 7-11.

We meant to go out and meet some girls, but we ended up hanging out at sevie's until 11 and then watching Fight Club on DVD.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

dracul

n. Someone who performs oral sex on a woman while she is menstrating.

Jana - Dude, Sicko! Rindy told me what you tried to do last night!
Skeevo - What?!?
Jana - Let's just say I'll be calling you Dracul from now on...

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

loco

adj. Hawaiian for "from around here."

Skeevo ain't no haole! He's loco!

by F. Rodderick Hsu April 29, 2005

loco to the max

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.

Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005