Eric Melech's definitions

arrel

Arrel simply is the pronunciation for the abbreviation of RL, which stands for Real Life.

<boumboum> argh, arrel is being a bitch, i gotta go
<ladylacksacks> k, c-ya

-or-

<haknee30> ARREL YOU BITCH Y WONT YOU GIVE ME A JOB1?!!?11
<lordlardarse> get sum skillz 1st..?

by Eric Melech February 4, 2007

Obeausity

Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.

Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL

Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!

by Eric Melech April 8, 2005

vivisection

The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, especially for the purpose of scientific research... hey, the above guy didn't give a good def so I cut 'n' pasted from Dictionary.com...

There's a chicken on the table.. tied down by leather straps. The smiling scientist comes over with a large knife while the chicken tries to get away. Then, the smiling scientist jabs the knife into the chicken's side, trailing down its organs, allowing the lungs and liver to fall unto the table. The chicken, miraculously, is still alive but in a world of hurt. The smiling scientist then grabs a small hammer and smashes the fowl-play's beak. This sends the poor poultry into shock, then dies in pain as the smiling scientist gently snaps its ribs out of its bloody chest.. one by one...

by Eric Melech June 10, 2005

9-11

The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.

i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i

by Eric Melech December 28, 2006

robot chicken

One of the few shows that actually make me laugh out loud. Most funny shows (South Park, Beavis and Butthead, stand-up comics like Dennis Leary but not racist twatsuckers like Chris Rock) usually draw a grin from me. YET another Adultswim comedy goldmine (other fine examples are Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force).!

You want an example? Get off your computer and turn on Cartoon Network at night.

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

cword

The polite term for cunt. Used by idiots and pussies alike.

Jimmy: j00 r sux0r c-wurd biznatch lolbunwiches
Eric: You.. are an idiot and a pussy.

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

Sandwich

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothat and Captain's Hand.

See this screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005