Eric Melech's definitions

robot chicken

One of the few shows that actually make me laugh out loud. Most funny shows (South Park, Beavis and Butthead, stand-up comics like Dennis Leary but not racist twatsuckers like Chris Rock) usually draw a grin from me. YET another Adultswim comedy goldmine (other fine examples are Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force).!

You want an example? Get off your computer and turn on Cartoon Network at night.

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

Sandwich

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothat and Captain's Hand.

See this screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

salad fingers

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out

S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

Heart of Lothar

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Captain's Hand and Sandwich.

www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

baldneck

The polar opposite of neckbeard (AKA hardcore nerd), in that a baldneck is completely devoid of technical knowledge beyond their car or TV remote.

They treat technology as if it were a personal affront, a multi-tentacled horror with a sentient intent in making their lives miserable. You see them yelling at self-checkouts and coinstars, and being unable to apply for jobs that require you to go to the employer's website. They think of fruit when they hear the word blackberry. They are amazed when they see a laptop display a webpage without being plugged into a wall. They really believe the banner ad saying they're the 100,000,000th visitor to that website. They can't sign onto facebook because they don't know the difference between a URL and an email address and keep trying to sign in with [e-mail]. In general, when it comes to computers, cellphones, etc. they are epic-level clueless mongoloids who, thanks to Darwinian evolution, will soon see their end.

Alternatively, baldnecks could just be those who only know enough to use myspace, twitter, digg, or other web 2.0 garbage, couldn't tell the difference between an iphone and a wiimote, and can't imagine any form of gaming that doesn't involve moving pixels behind a glowing rectangle. (see tabletop gaming). They will never know true love.

Either way, baldnecks are an endangered but irritatingly persistent species.

n00b: I'm pushing the button on my computer and it won't restart! It just shuts off the screen!

n00b: Why isn't it working! It told me to put the mouse there and it's not doing anything!

n00b: Did you see those Warhammer Online shots? More like World of Warhammer. Online. Craft. (see Penny Arcade)

n00b: My computer performed an illegal operation!? OH NO!!!

g33k: ....freakin' baldnecks. *facepalms*

by Eric Melech January 28, 2010

arrel

Arrel simply is the pronunciation for the abbreviation of RL, which stands for Real Life.

<boumboum> argh, arrel is being a bitch, i gotta go
<ladylacksacks> k, c-ya

-or-

<haknee30> ARREL YOU BITCH Y WONT YOU GIVE ME A JOB1?!!?11
<lordlardarse> get sum skillz 1st..?

by Eric Melech February 4, 2007

Obeausity

Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.

Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL

Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!

by Eric Melech April 8, 2005