Eric Melech's definitions

arrel

Arrel simply is the pronunciation for the abbreviation of RL, which stands for Real Life.

<boumboum> argh, arrel is being a bitch, i gotta go
<ladylacksacks> k, c-ya

-or-

<haknee30> ARREL YOU BITCH Y WONT YOU GIVE ME A JOB1?!!?11
<lordlardarse> get sum skillz 1st..?

by Eric Melech February 4, 2007

robot chicken

One of the few shows that actually make me laugh out loud. Most funny shows (South Park, Beavis and Butthead, stand-up comics like Dennis Leary but not racist twatsuckers like Chris Rock) usually draw a grin from me. YET another Adultswim comedy goldmine (other fine examples are Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force).!

You want an example? Get off your computer and turn on Cartoon Network at night.

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

cword

The polite term for cunt. Used by idiots and pussies alike.

Jimmy: j00 r sux0r c-wurd biznatch lolbunwiches
Eric: You.. are an idiot and a pussy.

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

Sandwich

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothat and Captain's Hand.

See this screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

isnoop

Better known as the Gmail Invite Spooler, this most excellent service allows ANYONE to get a Gmail invite without having to pester random geeks and nerds on large message boards.

In a nutshell, it's a database of Gmail invites so anyone can easily get their hands on the equally innovative and totally awesome Gmail, which will probably grow to 3 gigs of inbox space per person by the end of the month.

Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail , enter your email address, and voila!

Current Gmail users can finally empty their 50 invites by scrolling down the page a bit and clicking the button (or by sending all your invites to gmail(N0SP4M)@isnoop(N0SP4M).net ).

Don't worry, your invite pool gets reset to 50 about once or twice a week, which you can then send to the Invite Spooler again! I've sent about 200-300 and plan on sending much more! Whaddya sitting here and reading this stupid definition for!? Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail and get/give some invites already!! Show your support by clicking their sponsors.

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

9-11

The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.

i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i

by Eric Melech December 28, 2006

meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00

by Eric Melech March 1, 2005