Enigma Pie's definitions

Showerbator

A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.

1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator

by Enigma Pie April 20, 2006

Bush Jockey

A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.

Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...

Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!

Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!

Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!

by Enigma Pie July 24, 2006

Bitchlet

Bitchlet is basically someone who is a bitch, but not all out a bitch. A bitchlet can also refer to someone whos being a bitch just because people are letting them.

Person 1 "God why does everything happen to me this is fair"
Person 2" jeez dont be such a bitchlet"
........ ........... ...................................... 1"Bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan bitch bitch bitch"
2"man 1 is such a bitchlet someone should really say something"
3 "I know"

by Enigma Pie December 28, 2005

Canmerican

Canmerican is the speech of someone who lives in Canada and has an american accent or vice versa. The speaker of this language adds sch to the start of any sl words and dzzzz to any words starting with de. This is a very annoying and confusing speech to anyone who hears it.

Teacher : Today class well be finding the schlope of a line. As you see the schlope of this line will seem like it is schlowing down. So the answer is 36.57 and don't forget your dzzzzzmal point.

Student 1: Man I can't understand her at all.

Student 2: Yeah it's because of her shotty Canmerican.

by Enigma Pie May 6, 2006

Fresh

Someone who is cocky, arrogant and a flirt. One can be accused of being Fresh or trying to get get Fresh with someone. This is usually when someone tries to get some physical action without permission first.

1 - Hey, hows it going? *Slides hand to 2's waist*

2 - Are you trying to get Fresh with me?

1 - Me? No....

by Enigma Pie July 30, 2006

boobs

Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.

Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"

by enigma pie September 24, 2005

Hot Bus Wedgie

This is the cause of sitting on a school bus on a hot day. The bus's hot plastic/rubber seats heat up against your butt causing the sitter to constantly shift. This constant shifting ends up with the sitters ass sweating causing a wedgie that is severly hard to de-wedge. This is known as Hot Bus Wedgie.

1 gets off bus
1: aw damn I got a bad case of the Hot Bus Wedgie.
2: HAHAHHAHAHAHA good luck de-wedging that!

by Enigma Pie May 17, 2006