Emu Lgator's definitions

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person

You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Spalt

Aushöhl
Beul
Dell
Furch
Höhl
Kat
Kerb
Kluft
Kratz
Rill
Rinn
Riss
Ritz
Rosett
Runs
Schlitz
Schlucht
Schramm
Tief
Vertief
Wölb
Kirill

He is Spalt.

Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above.

by Emu Lgator January 12, 2004

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004