Emu Lgator's definitions

bayonet

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

x incher

an x inches long dick

He has got a nine incher.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Spalt

Aushöhl
Beul
Dell
Furch
Höhl
Kat
Kerb
Kluft
Kratz
Rill
Rinn
Riss
Ritz
Rosett
Runs
Schlitz
Schlucht
Schramm
Tief
Vertief
Wölb
Kirill

He is Spalt.

Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above.

by Emu Lgator January 12, 2004

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004