El's definitions

cyberchondriac

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'

by el January 7, 2005

harry potter

over-rated series of books about kids who do magic and battle bad guys.

They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings

Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron

'Today i read harry potter'
'I don't like harry potter'
'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down

by el January 7, 2005

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

ricarius

A Spanish word that is used for some one who sucks at everything. Can't get anything right. Or in English a sucka

Este ricarius no es bueno a chinga.

This sucka aint good at fucking.

by EL June 19, 2005

cowuuube

An animal created by the zoology dragon in the labs of rathergood.com

Cow!...Cube!...Cowuuube! Cow!...Cube!...Cowuuube!

by El February 12, 2004

El Scorpion

A God of GoEdit

El Scorpion is God

by EL February 15, 2004

Excited

to be horney

a guy when he sees a girl naked

by el February 17, 2004