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1. An extremley attractive female, usually with a disinct lack of clothing.
2. A ridiculus misake which you cannot beleive you made.
2. A ridiculus misake which you cannot beleive you made.
by El February 7, 2004
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They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings
Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron
They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings
Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron
'Today i read harry potter'
'I don't like harry potter'
'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down
'I don't like harry potter'
'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down
by el January 7, 2005
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by eL April 8, 2004
Get the eL mug."Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
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But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
by El February 8, 2004
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