Dick Hertz's definitions

American Dream, The

All the mexicans swimming back across the border with an arab under each arm!

by Dick Hertz October 30, 2003

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

Terrance and Phillip

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park

"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

pubical

It is the same thing as a duchebag or dumbass

You f****** pubical
Gay Pubical

by Dick Hertz May 13, 2005

koo sisters

Asian women generally and Japanese women specifically. From the observation that most Japanese female names end in "ko." (Michiko, Keiko, Mitsuko, Fumiko, Emiko, Hanako, Naoko, Yuriko, etc.)

I didn't think about attending this college until I noticed how many really hot koo sisters there were on campus.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

facial

A bullshit stunt done by porno whores to avoid swallowing, or tasting it.

"Oy vey. Even though you is getting paid 1000 a scene, you don't have to taste it. Give her a facial. I'm not a tasteless stupid asshole. Oy vey."

"I've heard of a golden shower, but why the hell would I give a facial if my dick is already in your mouth?"

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

The American Dream

See American Dream, the You fucking morons, that would write it that way.

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003