Dick Hertz's definitions

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

BilLiary

Term used to describe Billary Clinton, husband of Hill Billy Clinton.

Why does the Billiary have smaller hips than Hill Billy Clinton? Well you know what they say about a punk with small hips?

"I don't recall"
-Billiary

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

Punk Rockers

Punk rock rocks, but a lot of people that listen to it are complete pansies, they bash on other people who listen to the same music they do just because it happens to be on MTV and they pretend theyre so cool and they pretend they have problems but they listen to music they cannot even relate to and bash on others for listening to music that actually means something. They are fucking retards.

Im punk rock. Good Charlotte is for posers.

by Dick Hertz August 31, 2003

bando

a munging twinkie, who toss's his moms salad

"kung-fu"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

splizzer

A colorful way to describe a joint or the act of smoking marijuana.

Roll up a splizzer nigga!
I'm about to get splizzerd.

by Dick Hertz October 2, 2003

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

facial

A bullshit stunt done by porno whores to avoid swallowing, or tasting it.

"Oy vey. Even though you is getting paid 1000 a scene, you don't have to taste it. Give her a facial. I'm not a tasteless stupid asshole. Oy vey."

"I've heard of a golden shower, but why the hell would I give a facial if my dick is already in your mouth?"

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003