Dick Hertz's definitions

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

BilLiary

Term used to describe Billary Clinton, husband of Hill Billy Clinton.

Why does the Billiary have smaller hips than Hill Billy Clinton? Well you know what they say about a punk with small hips?

"I don't recall"
-Billiary

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

Punk Rockers

Punk rock rocks, but a lot of people that listen to it are complete pansies, they bash on other people who listen to the same music they do just because it happens to be on MTV and they pretend theyre so cool and they pretend they have problems but they listen to music they cannot even relate to and bash on others for listening to music that actually means something. They are fucking retards.

Im punk rock. Good Charlotte is for posers.

by Dick Hertz August 31, 2003

silver bullet

(military) armor-piercing shell made from depleted uranium, so called for its almost magical accuracy and lethality

The diaperheads tried to counterattack with tanks north of Um Qasr. Several of Bravo Troop's tanks were on the crest of a hill and one got five confirmed kills at ranges of over three thousand meters. Even at that range, a silver bullet goes through a T-62's glacis plate like it's not even there.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

Terrance and Phillip

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park

"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003