Dick Hertz's definitions

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

bando

a munging twinkie, who toss's his moms salad

"kung-fu"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

splizzer

A colorful way to describe a joint or the act of smoking marijuana.

Roll up a splizzer nigga!
I'm about to get splizzerd.

by Dick Hertz October 2, 2003

koo sisters

Asian women generally and Japanese women specifically. From the observation that most Japanese female names end in "ko." (Michiko, Keiko, Mitsuko, Fumiko, Emiko, Hanako, Naoko, Yuriko, etc.)

I didn't think about attending this college until I noticed how many really hot koo sisters there were on campus.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

facial

A bullshit stunt done by porno whores to avoid swallowing, or tasting it.

"Oy vey. Even though you is getting paid 1000 a scene, you don't have to taste it. Give her a facial. I'm not a tasteless stupid asshole. Oy vey."

"I've heard of a golden shower, but why the hell would I give a facial if my dick is already in your mouth?"

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

pubical

It is the same thing as a duchebag or dumbass

You f****** pubical
Gay Pubical

by Dick Hertz May 13, 2005