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An adjective to describe something that is worthy enough to be called exceedingly preposterous that is deserves an even more absurd name than ridiculous.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you hear that Ashley Olson is dating Lance Armstrong?
Person 2: That is absolutely ridonkulous he's almost twice her age!
Person 2: That is absolutely ridonkulous he's almost twice her age!
by Crystal K December 11, 2007
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Get the T.H.U.G mug.A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K December 14, 2007
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by Crystal K December 14, 2007
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Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
Get the professional female mug.A term that is used to describe a black person who acts with white mannerisms, often these individuals are very unsatisfied with their black heritage and strongly desire to be white. The origin of the term comes from the combination of vanilla and nigga.
Vanigga: Hey guys, can we please go shop at J. Crew this weekend it would be a total blast! Then after that we should go eat at Cracker Barrell it would be a swell time!
Non Vanigga: Dude no one wants to hang out with your vanigga ass you are lame as hell you are as dark as charcoal but you act as white as an egg.
Non Vanigga: Dude no one wants to hang out with your vanigga ass you are lame as hell you are as dark as charcoal but you act as white as an egg.
by Crystal K May 4, 2008
Get the vanigga mug.A term used to describe something that is moving in a quick jumpy fashion. Often the skittish object/person is acting without purpose and lacks premeditation.
The calico cat was sleeping on the floor then became very skittish when she randomly ran around the house chasing her own tail.
by Crystal K December 14, 2007
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