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An adjective to describe something that is worthy enough to be called exceedingly preposterous that is deserves an even more absurd name than ridiculous.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you hear that Ashley Olson is dating Lance Armstrong?
Person 2: That is absolutely ridonkulous he's almost twice her age!
Person 2: That is absolutely ridonkulous he's almost twice her age!
by Crystal K December 11, 2007
Get the ridonkulous mug.by Crystal K October 9, 2004
Get the T.H.U.G mug.Person #1: Man I just failed my exam!
Person #2: Why? the teacher gave us the answers to the test to memorize
Person #1: I was way too busy dickin around on facebook until 4 AM to learn them.
Person #2: Why? the teacher gave us the answers to the test to memorize
Person #1: I was way too busy dickin around on facebook until 4 AM to learn them.
by Crystal K August 24, 2008
Get the dickin around mug.Crossing the street without following the crosswalk or other traffic regulations, usually on busy streets which can be hazardous.
The street whores jaywalk across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.
by Crystal K September 22, 2005
Get the jaywalk mug.A term that is used to describe a black person who acts with white mannerisms, often these individuals are very unsatisfied with their black heritage and strongly desire to be white. The origin of the term comes from the combination of vanilla and nigga.
Vanigga: Hey guys, can we please go shop at J. Crew this weekend it would be a total blast! Then after that we should go eat at Cracker Barrell it would be a swell time!
Non Vanigga: Dude no one wants to hang out with your vanigga ass you are lame as hell you are as dark as charcoal but you act as white as an egg.
Non Vanigga: Dude no one wants to hang out with your vanigga ass you are lame as hell you are as dark as charcoal but you act as white as an egg.
by Crystal K May 4, 2008
Get the vanigga mug.A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
Get the professional female mug.A term used to describe something that is moving in a quick jumpy fashion. Often the skittish object/person is acting without purpose and lacks premeditation.
The calico cat was sleeping on the floor then became very skittish when she randomly ran around the house chasing her own tail.
by Crystal K December 14, 2007
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