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station

interj.
expression indicating one's approval of a worthy event.

n.
short, exterrestrial alien geniuses, who also have excellently huge martian butts.
1. Bill: You are most worthy of your reputation, plus you have an excellently huge martian butt!
Station: Station.

2. Please give a warm welcome for Station's most bodacious creations- the Good Robot Usses!
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
mugGet the stationmug.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Al: Now that we've weeded out another traitor from the ranks, let's see if there are anymore Mrs. Doubtfires in here!
(pulls on the hair of a powerfully built woman and is surprised to discover it really is a woman)
Al: Hey! You're a woman!
by Chris Norton October 2, 2008
mugGet the Mrs. Doubtfiremug.

Fat Sajak

an insult towards fat people. it rhymes with host of Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sajak.
Carrie: Okay, maybe sometimes I insult you about your weight but I don't do it all the time!

Doug: Oh yeah! What about in the morning when you called me Fat Sajak?
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
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Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.
My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.
by Chris Norton October 1, 2008
mugGet the Mrs. Robinsonmug.

multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.
I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.
by Chris Norton January 19, 2007
mugGet the multi-baggermug.

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
mugGet the Hose monstermug.

bullpen

in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.

Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
by Chris Norton February 6, 2009
mugGet the bullpenmug.

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