Chris Norton's definitions

bullpen

in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.

tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.

Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.

by Chris Norton February 6, 2009

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.

Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.

by Chris Norton January 10, 2007

multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.

I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.

by Chris Norton January 19, 2007

Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.

My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.

by Chris Norton October 1, 2008

grill fire

n.
passionate kissing exchanged between two people.

Jim: Hey queenie, how about a little grill fire? Come here!
Elizabeth: Get your hands off of me!

by Chris Norton January 27, 2007

prince charming complex

n.

an explanation to why nice guy's finish last. a man with prince charming complex wants to woo the woman he's trying to court by showering her with excess love, attention, and gifts because he believes she will love this type of affection. sometimes it's effective but it mostly ends in heartbreak.

Len: So what did Jeanette say?

Anthony: When I told her I wanted to go out with her, I said I'd like to take her to the beach and later cook her dinner and drink some wine.

Len: That was too much bro, that type of thing scares chicks. You gotta get over your Prince Charming Complex.

by Chris Norton May 27, 2009

climb it

v.
when a woman engages in various sexual positions where she is atop the man

Chris: She would climb it. She'd be climbing it all night long.

by Chris Norton April 11, 2007