Definitions by Chris Norton
prince charming complex
n.
an explanation to why nice guy's finish last. a man with prince charming complex wants to woo the woman he's trying to court by showering her with excess love, attention, and gifts because he believes she will love this type of affection. sometimes it's effective but it mostly ends in heartbreak.
an explanation to why nice guy's finish last. a man with prince charming complex wants to woo the woman he's trying to court by showering her with excess love, attention, and gifts because he believes she will love this type of affection. sometimes it's effective but it mostly ends in heartbreak.
Len: So what did Jeanette say?
Anthony: When I told her I wanted to go out with her, I said I'd like to take her to the beach and later cook her dinner and drink some wine.
Len: That was too much bro, that type of thing scares chicks. You gotta get over your Prince Charming Complex.
Anthony: When I told her I wanted to go out with her, I said I'd like to take her to the beach and later cook her dinner and drink some wine.
Len: That was too much bro, that type of thing scares chicks. You gotta get over your Prince Charming Complex.
prince charming complex by Chris Norton May 27, 2009
Fat Damon
an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
Fat Damon by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
Fat Sajak
Carrie: Okay, maybe sometimes I insult you about your weight but I don't do it all the time!
Doug: Oh yeah! What about in the morning when you called me Fat Sajak?
Doug: Oh yeah! What about in the morning when you called me Fat Sajak?
Fat Sajak by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
how many bags would it take?
n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.
Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.
how many bags would it take? by Chris Norton February 19, 2009
shaq pack
a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.
Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
shaq pack by Chris Norton February 17, 2009
bullpen
in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
bullpen by Chris Norton February 6, 2009
no spank bank directory
a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
no spank bank directory by Chris Norton January 29, 2009