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The big fat guy standing in front of the doorway of stripclubs and keeps everyone out if they are not on the "list". This "list" is basically what the bouncer assumes who you are, if your a hobo, hes not letting you in. He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.
They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars.
They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars.
by Chang Tan January 2, 2004
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The Russians skipped the capatalism part, formed the Soviet Union, and killed anyone who opposed their "utopia".
by Chang Tan October 26, 2003
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The Bolsheviks, or "Reds", however, believed that any type of Capitalistic activity should be eradicated completely. Thanks to the damned efforts of Lenin, he managed to sway the fickle populace to the Bolshevik side, and with a newly formed (but weak) army, they drove out the "whites" and established their so called "workers paradise" as the new government. Few actually knew what horrors Lenin and Stalin had in store for them. When Lenin died, Stalin and Trotsky (the "sword of the revolution") battled out for control. With the aid of two politicians who opposed Trotsky, Stalin took the reins of Communist Russia, and had the two killed.
Years later when Trotsky plotted to begin his own Communist revolution on the US in Mexico, Stalin had a Latino Soviet named "Mercader" to drive a ice-pick into Leon's skull.
Without the Mensheviks, Russia has been doomed for several decades before the USSR collapsed.
The Bolsheviks, or "Reds", however, believed that any type of Capitalistic activity should be eradicated completely. Thanks to the damned efforts of Lenin, he managed to sway the fickle populace to the Bolshevik side, and with a newly formed (but weak) army, they drove out the "whites" and established their so called "workers paradise" as the new government. Few actually knew what horrors Lenin and Stalin had in store for them. When Lenin died, Stalin and Trotsky (the "sword of the revolution") battled out for control. With the aid of two politicians who opposed Trotsky, Stalin took the reins of Communist Russia, and had the two killed.
Years later when Trotsky plotted to begin his own Communist revolution on the US in Mexico, Stalin had a Latino Soviet named "Mercader" to drive a ice-pick into Leon's skull.
Without the Mensheviks, Russia has been doomed for several decades before the USSR collapsed.
Mensheviks are better than the Bolsheviks. Bolsheviks are liars who steal what you have, and claim it is still "yours".
by Chang Tan February 10, 2004
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Also a fighter unparalled in close-combat in Diablo 2, a hack and slash plus sorcery game.
Also a fighter unparalled in close-combat in Diablo 2, a hack and slash plus sorcery game.
by Chang Tan January 9, 2005
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The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.
The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.
The Simpson's KrustyBurger Ribwich Limited Time Offer commercial:
"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"
A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever
"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"
2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...
"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"
"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"
A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever
"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"
2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...
"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"
by Chang Tan October 2, 2004
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by Chang Tan January 4, 2004
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Even comedians said it, "Hmmm, candy corn? *eats and makes a negative facial emotion* IT TASTES LIKE CRAP! *crowd bursts into laughter, clap clap clap*"
And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.
And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.
by Chang Tan October 31, 2003
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