Definitions by Carl

twerkle 

A twerkle is a group of people twerking, or grinding in a circular formation, so nobody is left out of the tewrk. This is similar to a twerk train.

"Aw, man we had this huge twerkle at the party on saturday, you shoulda benn there. It was tite"
or "We had a twerkle with Steve Erkle"

twerkle by Carl April 6, 2005

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

credit card hippie by Carl April 4, 2005

Penisaurus 

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")

Dave, you are a penisaurus.

Penisaurus by Carl April 2, 2005

pica 

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

pica by Carl March 17, 2005

Uringer 

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

Uringer by carl March 11, 2005

Stefness

woe betide the lad that crosses this kitty, because 'claws-out' has never had such a definition

Stefness: coz he's a ..."lazy good for nothing who's never worked a day in his life and sits around smoking and watching television"

Stefness by Carl March 10, 2005

chuck a roastin' 

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

chuck a roastin' by Carl February 25, 2005