C Burnett's definitions

Bethugda

A nickname for a town in Maryland that borders Washington DC. A very wealthy, highly educated, and urbane suburb; Bethesda is also home to a disproportionately large number of "wiggers", or teenagers who think they are rough.

This unexplained phenomenon in Bethesda manifests itself through its large numbers of teens driving expensive cars, but pretending like they are gangsters or hoods.

Bethesda, home of the spoiled rich kid who acts tough.

Kids from Bethesda who act like thugs driving their parent's Benz's, listeing to Biggie. Bethugda

by C Burnett October 31, 2008

Hood Rich

Copped a new BMW, but live in the ghetto.

Girl, you like my new hood rich Bimmer? I don't know where I'm going to park without it getting broken into though.

by C Burnett December 12, 2007

Grindr thumb

The arthritic fatigue you experience in your thumb after spending too much time scrolling up and down on Grindr.

Damn, I just wasted two hours refreshing Grindr and can barely move my thumb now - got a case of that Grindr thumb!

by C Burnett July 25, 2014

Triple Salchow

While commonly defined as a complex jump in ice-skating involving an outside edge counterclockwise jump, "Triple Salchow" can also be defined as an extremely frisky moves performed during sexual intercourse.

Shoot girl, he was doing triple salchows in bed - we were in all sorts of positions.

by C Burnett November 1, 2008

Perch

to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?

by C Burnett February 10, 2008

Fried Owl

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

by C Burnett March 3, 2008

Throw shade

To hate on someone for acting a fool.

That bitch was TRIPPING last night . . . THROW SHADE

by C Burnett May 7, 2007