Definitions by Bud Mizzleroy

tonic swine 

Another name for buckie or Buckfast tonic wine. Famous drink found on the streets of glasgow and the whole of Scotland especially Coatbridge which is the official buckfast capital of the world.

here mate, gie us a blast on you tonic swine.

tonic swine by Bud Mizzleroy September 29, 2005

ya bass 

Scots- "ya bass" is a shortened term of "you bastard" said by many Glaswegians usually in an aggressive tone.

"mon ya bass, i'll fuckin' do you!"

ya bass by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Rip Van Winkle 

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

Rip Van Winkle by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Frosty Jakes 

A very cheap and nasty white cider that you can usually find in you local offey. the name is give as 'frosty jacks' the name of the cider is commonly know as a jakies drink.

awright man, wanna got into haddow's and get a couple aw bottles of frosty jakes'.

Frosty Jakes by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Jakie Town 

A scottish term for an area know to be inhabited by jakies'.

Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.

Man this place is the definiton of Jakie Town i tell ya.

Jakie Town by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

giggletown 

Giggletown describes a situation where you are having sex by giving a women a piece of your gigglestick.

Giggletown can also be a description of a place you have sex such as your bedroom.

Giggletown can also be a state of mind.

hey baby, i'm gonna take you to giggletown!

"Come on down to Giggletown"

giggletown by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005