Brendan's definitions

Eiffel Tower

When a girl gets done in the ass/pussy while giving a blowjob, this can also be done over a chair For Kobe Style

Kobe- Hey Shaq u wanna Go Eiffel Tower Brandi
Shaq- Sure, wanna go Ur style or what
Kobe- i just wanna unload on that bitch

by Brendan May 6, 2005

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

DPS

Acronym: Dead Poets Society

Neil, member of the D.P.S. commited suicide because of his father's inability to realise what his son wanted to do in life.

by brendan July 10, 2004

LR

Acronym: Lay report. A summary of sexual encounters.

Go on then man, what's the LR?!

by brendan May 13, 2004

krimpin out

when you're freakin out while you're krunk.-

Yo' you gotta stop playin that song, I'm KRIMPIN' OUT NIGGA!

by Brendan February 9, 2004

lrf

Long Range Forecast.

What's the TWO lrf looking like for that period?

by brendan March 1, 2005

ASD

Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.

She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.

by brendan May 13, 2004