Brendan's definitions

NYFD

Acronym: New York Fire Department

He worked for the NYFD but retired last month.

by brendan September 5, 2004

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

pescovegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian but allows fish in their diet, like me.

I am a pescovegetarian.

by brendan June 29, 2004

BYOG

Acronym: Bring Your Own Girl

Jimmy: I heard in Latvia there aren't many girls so u best BYOG
Frank: I told u we should have gone to Iceland

by brendan May 28, 2004

rite

Incorrect spelling of 'write', often used by people that take the short bus to school.

Kid that takes the short bus: ''now i no my a b sees i can rite and count two threE''

by Brendan September 26, 2003

Ketamine

The Boom Ting white powder, wonderful to snort, drink, rectally insert or inject. Gets you fucked, makes you feel like God.

Shove some more goddamned K up my ass

by Brendan December 12, 2003

reflexx

A person who loves ashley.

reflex loves ashley.

by Brendan February 2, 2004